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Akhil Reed Amar
Season 9 • 01/17/2013
The Yale professor explores the U.S. Constitution, New York's gun bill, and unenumerated rights.
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07:38
Tom Brokaw
The Colbert Report
S9
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
01/16/2013
00:35
Intro - 1/16/13
The Colbert Report
S9
Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
01/16/2013
00:05
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
01/16/2013
04:16
HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi
The Colbert Report
S9
"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
01/16/2013
02:53
Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
The Colbert Report
S9
In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
01/16/2013
04:23
The Word - United We Standoff
The Colbert Report
S9
If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
01/17/2013
02:58
Corporate Scamwich
The Colbert Report
S9
Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
01/17/2013
00:06
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen says goodnight.
01/17/2013
05:03
Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits
The Colbert Report
S9
Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
01/17/2013
02:52
Obama's Gun Grab
The Colbert Report
S9
Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
01/17/2013
05:24
Akhil Reed Amar
The Colbert Report
S9
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
01/17/2013
00:34
Intro - 1/21/13
The Colbert Report
S9
The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
01/21/2013
07:12
Obama's Second Inauguration
The Colbert Report
S9
The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
01/21/2013
05:43
Ta-Nehisi Coates
The Colbert Report
S9
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
01/21/2013
01:30
Stephen's Re-Inauguration
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
01/21/2013
05:54
ThreatDown - Flu, Kate Middleton, Vomiting Robots, Superintelligent Gonorrhea, Bears
The Colbert Report
S9
America quarantines children, Kate Middleton popularizes puking, British researchers create a projectile vomiting robot, and gonorrhea outsmarts drugs.
01/21/2013
00:05
Sign Off - Hotel Bibles
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen stretches out on a bed of inauguration Bibles from Lincoln, NE.
01/21/2013
05:29
Dustin Hoffman's Bad News
The Colbert Report
S9
Dustin Hoffman cuts Stephen's character from "Quartet," so Stephen gets even.
01/22/2013
05:26
Kathryn Bigelow
The Colbert Report
S9
The Academy Award-winning director discusses the Senate investigation into "Zero Dark Thirty" and the hot-button issue of torture.
01/22/2013
00:14
Sign Off - "Zero Dark Thirty" & "Quartet"
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen reprises his role in Dustin Hoffman's film.
01/22/2013
04:52
Obama's Inauguration & Class Warfare
The Colbert Report
S9
Fox News knocks Obama's "big government" speech and uses "Downton Abbey" to prove that America loves wealthy aristocrats.
01/22/2013
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