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Intro - 1/16/13

Season 9 • 01/16/2013

Big banks face harsh punishment, and Tom Brokaw discusses Obama's second term.

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00:36

Intro - 1/15/13
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Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
01/15/2013
03:28

CataCoffin CataCombo Sound System
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The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
01/15/2013
03:13

Lance Armstrong's Interview with Oprah
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Oprah sits down with Charlie Rose to give the world her reaction to what she won't tell people Lance said.
01/15/2013
05:17

Jared Diamond
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The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
01/15/2013
03:08

HSBC Laundering Charges
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Just to show how sorry they are for funding murder, HSBC decides to partially defer bonus compensation for senior officials.
01/16/2013
02:21

Healthy Fake Smiles
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Research suggests that forcing a smile genuinely decreases stress, which makes sense because that Joker guy from "Batman" seemed really chipper.
01/16/2013
07:38

Tom Brokaw
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Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
01/16/2013
00:05

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/16/2013
04:16

HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi
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"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
01/16/2013
02:53

Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
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In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
01/16/2013
00:35

Intro - 1/16/13
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Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
01/16/2013
04:23

The Word - United We Standoff
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If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
01/17/2013
05:24

Akhil Reed Amar
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The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
01/17/2013
02:58

Corporate Scamwich
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Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
01/17/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
01/17/2013
05:03

Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits
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Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
01/17/2013
02:52

Obama's Gun Grab
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Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
01/17/2013
00:34

Intro - 1/21/13
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The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
01/21/2013
07:12

Obama's Second Inauguration
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The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
01/21/2013
05:43

Ta-Nehisi Coates
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Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
01/21/2013
01:30

Stephen's Re-Inauguration
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Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
01/21/2013
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