The Colbert Report
The Word - United We Standoff
Season 9 • 01/17/2013
Obama's anti-gun storm troopers forget that the Second Amendment is about military-style weaponry.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tom Brokaw
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/16/13
Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
The Colbert ReportS9 HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi
"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
The Colbert ReportS9 Akhil Reed Amar
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
The Colbert ReportS9 Corporate Scamwich
Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
The Colbert ReportS9 Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits
Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Gun Grab
Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - United We Standoff
If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/21/13
The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Second Inauguration
The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ta-Nehisi Coates
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Re-Inauguration
Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
The Colbert ReportS9 ThreatDown - Flu, Kate Middleton, Vomiting Robots, Superintelligent Gonorrhea, Bears
America quarantines children, Kate Middleton popularizes puking, British researchers create a projectile vomiting robot, and gonorrhea outsmarts drugs.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Hotel Bibles
Stephen stretches out on a bed of inauguration Bibles from Lincoln, NE.
The Colbert ReportS9 Dustin Hoffman's Bad News
Dustin Hoffman cuts Stephen's character from "Quartet," so Stephen gets even.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kathryn Bigelow
The Academy Award-winning director discusses the Senate investigation into "Zero Dark Thirty" and the hot-button issue of torture.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "Zero Dark Thirty" & "Quartet"
Stephen reprises his role in Dustin Hoffman's film.
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