The Colbert Report
HSBC Laundering Charges
Season 9 • 01/16/2013
The Obama administration fines HSBC $1.9 billion for laundering Mexican drug cartel money.
Intro - 1/15/13The Colbert ReportS9
Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
CataCoffin CataCombo Sound SystemThe Colbert ReportS9
The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
Lance Armstrong's Interview with OprahThe Colbert ReportS9
Oprah sits down with Charlie Rose to give the world her reaction to what she won't tell people Lance said.
Jared DiamondThe Colbert ReportS9
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
Healthy Fake SmilesThe Colbert ReportS9
Research suggests that forcing a smile genuinely decreases stress, which makes sense because that Joker guy from "Batman" seemed really chipper.
Tom BrokawThe Colbert ReportS9
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
Intro - 1/16/13The Colbert ReportS9
Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt TaibbiThe Colbert ReportS9
"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
Pat Robertson's Romance AdviceThe Colbert ReportS9
In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
HSBC Laundering ChargesThe Colbert ReportS9
Just to show how sorry they are for funding murder, HSBC decides to partially defer bonus compensation for senior officials.
The Word - United We StandoffThe Colbert ReportS9
If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
Akhil Reed AmarThe Colbert ReportS9
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
Corporate ScamwichThe Colbert ReportS9
Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
Porn Names & Porn LawsuitsThe Colbert ReportS9
Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
Obama's Gun GrabThe Colbert ReportS9
Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
Intro - 1/21/13The Colbert ReportS9
The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
Obama's Second InaugurationThe Colbert ReportS9
The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
Ta-Nehisi CoatesThe Colbert ReportS9
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
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