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HSBC Laundering Charges

Season 9 • 01/16/2013

The Obama administration fines HSBC $1.9 billion for laundering Mexican drug cartel money.

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Intro - 1/15/13

Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
01/15/2013
03:28

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CataCoffin CataCombo Sound System

The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
01/15/2013
03:13

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Lance Armstrong's Interview with Oprah

Oprah sits down with Charlie Rose to give the world her reaction to what she won't tell people Lance said.
01/15/2013
05:17

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Jared Diamond

The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
01/15/2013
02:21

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Healthy Fake Smiles

Research suggests that forcing a smile genuinely decreases stress, which makes sense because that Joker guy from "Batman" seemed really chipper.
01/16/2013
07:38

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Tom Brokaw

Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
01/16/2013
00:35

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Intro - 1/16/13

Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
01/16/2013
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/16/2013
04:16

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HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi

"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
01/16/2013
02:53

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Pat Robertson's Romance Advice

In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
01/16/2013
03:08

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HSBC Laundering Charges

Just to show how sorry they are for funding murder, HSBC decides to partially defer bonus compensation for senior officials.
01/16/2013
04:23

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The Word - United We Standoff

If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
01/17/2013
05:24

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Akhil Reed Amar

The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
01/17/2013
02:58

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Corporate Scamwich

Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
01/17/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/17/2013
05:03

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Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits

Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
01/17/2013
02:52

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Obama's Gun Grab

Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
01/17/2013
00:34

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Intro - 1/21/13

The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
01/21/2013
07:12

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Obama's Second Inauguration

The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
01/21/2013
05:43

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Ta-Nehisi Coates

Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
01/21/2013
01:30

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Stephen's Re-Inauguration

Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
01/21/2013
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