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U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold

Season 5 • 11/09/2009

The U.S. Speedskating team takes home the gold at the World Cup.

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02:47

Tip/Wag - Rush Limbaugh & Us Weekly
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Rush Limbaugh has no clue about who will beat Barack Obama in 2012, and Us Weekly judges celebrities' kids on their appearance.
11/04/2009
04:33

William Bratton
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William Bratton works to take the American police force model to emerging democracies and post-conflict nations.
11/04/2009
04:50

Cheating Death - Swine Flu Scam Detector & Vaxaconda
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The Prescott Swine Flu Scam Detector exposes fake treatments, while Vaxaconda prevents kidney failure and rodent infestations.
11/04/2009
00:15

Sign Off - Donate to U.S. Speedskating
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Don't forget to donate to the U.S. Speedskating team.
11/04/2009
00:12

Sign Off - Poison Gas
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You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here -- Stephen's flooding the studio with poison gas.
11/04/2009
02:51

Trouble, Coverage
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The House Democrats pass health care reform while Republicans are at home watching Wanda Sykes' new show.
11/09/2009
00:31

Intro - 11/9/09
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The House passes a health care bill late Saturday night, and Stephen ignores Thomas Campbell's suggested donation request.
11/09/2009
07:56

Better Know a District - Delaware's At-Large - Mike Castle
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Congressman Mike Castle doesn't believe Delaware should allow people to marry chickens.
11/09/2009
05:19

Thomas Campbell
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Thomas Campbell explains to Stephen why people come to see art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
11/09/2009
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
11/09/2009
03:10

U.S. Speedskating Team Takes Gold
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Thanks to the Colbert Nation, the U.S. Speedskating team wins the gold at the World Cup.
11/09/2009
00:09

Sign Off - You Can't Take It With You
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You can't take it with you, but you can lick it so no one else takes it when you're gone.
11/10/2009
00:30

Intro - 11/10/09
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The Iranian revolution celebrates 30 years, and Stephen assumes Maria Shriver's new charity is California.
11/10/2009
02:21

Barney Frank Is Not a Great Outdoorsman
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Just because Barney Frank authored a bill to legalize medical marijuana doesn't mean he could recognize a pot plant.
11/10/2009
05:17

Maria Shriver
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Maria Shriver feeds Stephen Lovin' Scoopful, her new ice cream that benefits Special Olympics.
11/10/2009
06:51

Iraniversary - Karim Sadjadpour
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Karim Sadjadpour describes Iranian math superstar Mahmoud Vahidnia's unprecedented act of challenging Iran's supreme leader, Ayatollah Khomeini.
11/10/2009
00:17

Sign Off - Stephen's Fight With Christopher Caldwell
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The show went well except for the violent fistfight Stephen had with Christopher Caldwell that had to be edited out.
11/11/2009
06:22

Christopher Caldwell
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Christopher Caldwell says unassimilated Muslim immigrants have disrupted European relations between ethnic groups and the sexes.
11/11/2009
05:23

Grover the Hill
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America's most insidious socialist brainwashing program, "Sesame Street," celebrates its 40th anniversary and introduces Pox News.
11/11/2009
02:39

Goldman Sachs Does God's Work
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Despite collecting the highest salary on Wall Street, Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein never forgets he's a blue-collar guy doing God's work.
11/11/2009
04:13

Tip/Wag - San Francisco Chronicle & George Clinton
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The San Francisco Chronicle prints on glossy paper, and the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rules in favor of George Clinton.
11/11/2009
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