The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/5/11

Season 7 • 01/05/2011

Can Michael Steele keep his job, and more importantly, can Michael Steele do his job?

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05:17

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Geoffrey Canada

Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
01/04/2011
05:42

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Gold Faithful

Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
01/04/2011
00:15

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Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer

Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
01/04/2011
00:26

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Intro - 1/4/11

Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
01/04/2011
05:25

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Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt

Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
01/04/2011
03:23

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Huckleberry Finn Censorship

NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22

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Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon

If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08

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Yellowline International, Inc.

In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
05:44

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What's a Reince Priebus?

Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
01/05/2011
06:06

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Atul Gawande

Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
01/05/2011
00:31

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Intro - 1/5/11

The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
01/05/2011
00:11

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Sign Off - Boris the Lynx

Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
01/06/2011
07:27

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Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild Lynx

A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
01/06/2011
03:59

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Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
01/06/2011
05:55

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Ronald DePinho

Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
01/06/2011
01:27

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Shout-Out to Arby's

After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
01/06/2011
01:00

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John Boehner's Large Gavel

House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
01/06/2011
01:39

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Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack

Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
01/10/2011
00:33

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Intro - 1/10/11

Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
01/10/2011
00:04

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26

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Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2

Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
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