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The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/5/11
Season 7 • 01/05/2011
Can Michael Steele keep his job, and more importantly, can Michael Steele do his job?
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05:17
The Colbert Report
S7
Geoffrey Canada
Geoffrey Canada works to educate kids and teach them how to grow up without using violence.
01/04/2011
05:42
The Colbert Report
S7
Gold Faithful
Jay the Intern demonstrates how well the gold standard works when he delivers Stephen's coffee and his change.
01/04/2011
00:15
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - 12 Dutchmen Answer
Tune in tomorrow when Stephen provides the question to tonight's answer: 12 Dutchmen dangling from a hot air balloon.
01/04/2011
00:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/4/11
Strippers will need stronger g-strings if the dollar gets converted back to gold, and Geoffrey Canada advocates for education reform.
01/04/2011
05:25
The Colbert Report
S7
Gold Faithful - Ron Paul & David Leonhardt
Ron Paul wants to return to the gold standard, while David Leonhardt explains why Americans don't need to worry about inflation.
01/04/2011
03:23
The Colbert Report
S7
Huckleberry Finn Censorship
NewSouth Books doesn't go far enough with its censorship of "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn."
01/05/2011
00:22
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Dark Side of the Moon
If you've been syncing this episode with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," now is the time to hit stop and call your nearest rehab center.
01/05/2011
04:08
The Colbert Report
S7
Yellowline International, Inc.
In these uncertain economic times, Yellowline is proud to offer a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to invest in bananas.
01/05/2011
05:44
The Colbert Report
S7
What's a Reince Priebus?
Hopefully, Reince Priebus will run with Senator Saxby Chambliss as part of the Chambliss/Priebus ticket.
01/05/2011
06:06
The Colbert Report
S7
Atul Gawande
Atul Gawande explains how checklists make flying, surgery and Van Halen shows safer.
01/05/2011
00:31
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/5/11
The threat level of America's fruit supply is at orange, and Dr. Atul Gawande wants to reduce health risks in hospitals.
01/05/2011
00:11
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Boris the Lynx
Stephen says goodnight with tape on his face and Boris the lynx.
01/06/2011
07:27
The Colbert Report
S7
Cheating Death - Placebo Effect, Immortality & Wild Lynx
A placebo treats gullible bowel syndrome, scientists find a cure for mouse infertility, and a wild lynx will increase the walking speed of elderly patients.
01/06/2011
03:59
The Colbert Report
S7
Bill O'Reilly Proves God's Existence - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Bill O'Reilly proves the existence of God, but then Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how tides change.
01/06/2011
05:55
The Colbert Report
S7
Ronald DePinho
Ronald DePinho wants to reverse the aging process and increase years of healthy living so that older people can continue to work.
01/06/2011
01:27
The Colbert Report
S7
Shout-Out to Arby's
After Stephen dies, he'd like to be sliced paper thin and served with horsey sauce.
01/06/2011
01:00
The Colbert Report
S7
John Boehner's Large Gavel
House Speaker John Boehner compensates for his small government with a large gavel after Republicans regain control.
01/06/2011
01:39
The Colbert Report
S7
Pundits Lay Blame for Senseless Arizona Attack
Now is not the time to lay blame or politicize the Arizona tragedy that killed six people and wounded 14 others, including Gabrielle Giffords.
01/10/2011
00:33
The Colbert Report
S7
Intro - 1/10/11
Stephen violates the Constitution, aliens invade Earth, and Fen Montaigne talks about Antarctic penguins.
01/10/2011
00:04
The Colbert Report
S7
Sign Off - Goodnight
That's it for The Report.
01/10/2011
05:26
The Colbert Report
S7
Difference Makers - Galactic Edition Pt. 2
Joe Davis broadcasts America's location into space by transmitting vaginal contractions to aliens.
01/10/2011
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