The Colbert Report
The Word - Shall
Season 2 E 111 • 09/11/2006
Stephen talks about the difference between using the words "will" and "shall."
The Colbert ReportS2 E110The Word - Bad Boys
If your guy's talking about killing another woman's husband, he's just not that fanatical about you.
The Colbert ReportS2 E110Janna Levin
Stephen stumps Janna Levin -- a theoretical physicist -- by asking her the hardest question in the world.
The Colbert ReportS2 E110Green Screen Challenge - Socialized Medicine
In the latest Green Screen Challenge entry, Stephen fights a space monster that clearly represents socialized medicine.
The Colbert ReportS2 E110Fart Jokes
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The Colbert ReportS2 E110Intro - 8/24/06
A tell-all from Osama bin 'Laden's former mistress, more Green Screen Challenge and novelist Janna Levin in the studio tonight.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Manilow's Emmy
Upon reflection over vacation, Stephen is glad he didn't win an Emmy award since his balloons would pop on its wings.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111The Path to 9/11
The fifth anniversary of 9/11 is a time for the nation to reflect, come together and watch TV.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Intro - 9/11/06
In this episode, Stephen discusses George Allen's possible plagiarism of an amendment, the new ABC miniseries based on 9/11 and interviews comedian Martin Short.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Martin Short
Stephen asks Martin Short what it's like to interview guests in character.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111Sign Off - Lullaby Clap
As not to infringe on any copywritten lullabies, Stephen claps one instead of singing it.
The Colbert ReportS2 E111The Word - Shall
Stephen explains that "will" is a week, Democratic term, while "shall" is a stronger, godlier and more Republican term.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Toby Keith
American hero Toby Keith talks about his new movie and smoking weed with Willie Nelson.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Green Screen Challenge - Entry
Stephen talks about a recent entry to the green screen challenge and explains how you can enter, too.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Sign Off - Special Episode
Tomorrow will be a special Colbert Report -- just like all of them.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112The Word - Missed Opportunity
To keep the American people scared, Stephen suggests taking the 14 captured terrorists on a personal appearance tour: Monsters of Terror '06.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Intro - 9/12/06
President Bush can't seem to open a door without an explosion and a Jedi Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS2 E112Better Know a Challenger - New Jersey's 3rd - Richard Sexton
Stephen meets with Democratic challenger Richard Sexton and helps him plan for the congratulatory phone call to his opponent when he loses.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Formidable Opponent - Iraq Withdrawal
We have to wait for the cake of a democratic Middle East to rise. If you pull it out of the oven too soon, the cake will fall.
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Sign Off - Cigarettes
What other industry would give us more of what we crave for free, and keep it a secret?
The Colbert ReportS2 E113Ken Jennings
"Brainiac" author and "Jeopardy" champ Ken Jennings tells Stephen what it's like knowing things no one else cares about.
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