The Colbert Report

Ending Racism

Season 3 • 02/01/2007

Stephen finally puts an end to racism with a discount to his Southern Heritage Collection gift shop.

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Jed Babbin

Stephen asks Jed Babbin what can be done to shut the American people up.
01/31/2007
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Intro - 1/31/07

Stephen looks at gay sheep, and throws down with Gregory Meeks.
01/31/2007
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Better Know a District - New York's 6th - Gregory Meeks

Stephen asks Gregory Meeks if he expects much resistance to the mandatory gay marriage act.
01/31/2007
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On Notice - Jane Fonda Fantasies

Stephen can't put Jane Fonda on notice until he puts his fantasies of Jane Fonda on notice.
01/31/2007
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Chuck Schumer

Chuck Schumer talks to Stephen about his new book, his views on Iraq and Hillary Clinton. Then, Stephen accuses him of promising a bad economy.
02/01/2007
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The Word - We Shall Overcome

The Hispanic Congressional Congress is a perfect example of being colorblind -- they have eleven non-Hispanic members to their five Hispanic members.
02/01/2007
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Cartoon Terrorism

A publicity stunt for Aqua Teen Hunger Force caused a terrorism scare in Boston. What's more, it also ruined several marketing campaigns that Stephen had planned.
02/01/2007
01:36

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The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard

Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard.
02/01/2007
00:32

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Intro - 2/1/07

Tom Tancredo has plans to get rid of the congressional black caucus, Stephen's getting sick from the Oscars and Chuck Schumer has advice for the Democrats.
02/01/2007
03:45

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Movies That Are Destroying America - Oscars Edition

The Oscars really made Stephen sick this year with movies like "Little Miss Sunshine," "Pan's Labyrinth" and "An Inconvenient Truth."
02/01/2007
03:22

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Ending Racism

In response to a remark by Frank Hargrove, Stephen apologizes for racism and bids farewell to it with a video montage.
02/01/2007
01:53

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Peyton Manseed

Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance.
02/05/2007
00:36

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Intro - 2/5/07

Despite global warming, Stephen's freezing his ass off while that bastard Tesla gains another victory, and Wendy Kopp gets schooled by America.
02/05/2007
05:43

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Wendy Kopp

Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
02/05/2007
04:04

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The Word - Second Opinion

Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming.
02/05/2007
04:32

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ThreatDown - Giant Mexican Babies

Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats.
02/05/2007
03:08

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Save Stephen Jr.

Stephen discovers that Stephen Jr. has made it back into the U.S. but fears that Congressman Brian Baird might kill him.
02/05/2007
00:29

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Intro - 2/6/07

The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
02/06/2007
06:00

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Charles LeDuff

Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
02/06/2007
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Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space

Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
02/06/2007
03:30

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The Word - Making a Killing

Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
02/06/2007
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