The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/1/07

Season 3 • 02/01/2007

Stephen has Oscar fever and it's making him ill.

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05:56

Jed Babbin
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Stephen asks Jed Babbin what can be done to shut the American people up.
01/31/2007
00:32

Intro - 1/31/07
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Stephen looks at gay sheep, and throws down with Gregory Meeks.
01/31/2007
05:05

Better Know a District - New York's 6th - Gregory Meeks
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Stephen asks Gregory Meeks if he expects much resistance to the mandatory gay marriage act.
01/31/2007
04:10

On Notice - Jane Fonda Fantasies
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Stephen can't put Jane Fonda on notice until he puts his fantasies of Jane Fonda on notice.
01/31/2007
06:18

Chuck Schumer
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Chuck Schumer talks to Stephen about his new book, his views on Iraq and Hillary Clinton. Then, Stephen accuses him of promising a bad economy.
02/01/2007
02:53

The Word - We Shall Overcome
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The Hispanic Congressional Congress is a perfect example of being colorblind -- they have eleven non-Hispanic members to their five Hispanic members.
02/01/2007
01:47

Cartoon Terrorism
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A publicity stunt for Aqua Teen Hunger Force caused a terrorism scare in Boston. What's more, it also ruined several marketing campaigns that Stephen had planned.
02/01/2007
01:36

The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever Heard
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Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard.
02/01/2007
03:22

Ending Racism
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In response to a remark by Frank Hargrove, Stephen apologizes for racism and bids farewell to it with a video montage.
02/01/2007
03:45

Movies That Are Destroying America - Oscars Edition
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The Oscars really made Stephen sick this year with movies like "Little Miss Sunshine," "Pan's Labyrinth" and "An Inconvenient Truth."
02/01/2007
00:32

Intro - 2/1/07
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Tom Tancredo has plans to get rid of the congressional black caucus, Stephen's getting sick from the Oscars and Chuck Schumer has advice for the Democrats.
02/01/2007
01:53

Peyton Manseed
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Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance.
02/05/2007
00:36

Intro - 2/5/07
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Despite global warming, Stephen's freezing his ass off while that bastard Tesla gains another victory, and Wendy Kopp gets schooled by America.
02/05/2007
05:43

Wendy Kopp
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Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
02/05/2007
04:04

The Word - Second Opinion
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Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming.
02/05/2007
04:32

ThreatDown - Giant Mexican Babies
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Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats.
02/05/2007
03:08

Save Stephen Jr.
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Stephen discovers that Stephen Jr. has made it back into the U.S. but fears that Congressman Brian Baird might kill him.
02/05/2007
00:29

Intro - 2/6/07
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The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
02/06/2007
06:00

Charles LeDuff
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Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
02/06/2007
06:04

Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space
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Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
02/06/2007
03:30

The Word - Making a Killing
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Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
02/06/2007
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