The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/1/07
Season 3 • 02/01/2007
Stephen has Oscar fever and it's making him ill.
Jed BabbinThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Jed Babbin what can be done to shut the American people up.
Intro - 1/31/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen looks at gay sheep, and throws down with Gregory Meeks.
Better Know a District - New York's 6th - Gregory MeeksThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks Gregory Meeks if he expects much resistance to the mandatory gay marriage act.
On Notice - Jane Fonda FantasiesThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen can't put Jane Fonda on notice until he puts his fantasies of Jane Fonda on notice.
Chuck SchumerThe Colbert ReportS3
Chuck Schumer talks to Stephen about his new book, his views on Iraq and Hillary Clinton. Then, Stephen accuses him of promising a bad economy.
The Word - We Shall OvercomeThe Colbert ReportS3
The Hispanic Congressional Congress is a perfect example of being colorblind -- they have eleven non-Hispanic members to their five Hispanic members.
Cartoon TerrorismThe Colbert ReportS3
A publicity stunt for Aqua Teen Hunger Force caused a terrorism scare in Boston. What's more, it also ruined several marketing campaigns that Stephen had planned.
The Most Poetic F@#king Thing I've Ever HeardThe Colbert ReportS3
Rainbow covered bridges paved with babies' dreams has nothing on moths that drink the tears of sleeping magpies. That's the most poetic f**king thing Stephen has ever heard.
Ending RacismThe Colbert ReportS3
In response to a remark by Frank Hargrove, Stephen apologizes for racism and bids farewell to it with a video montage.
Movies That Are Destroying America - Oscars EditionThe Colbert ReportS3
The Oscars really made Stephen sick this year with movies like "Little Miss Sunshine," "Pan's Labyrinth" and "An Inconvenient Truth."
Intro - 2/1/07The Colbert ReportS3
Tom Tancredo has plans to get rid of the congressional black caucus, Stephen's getting sick from the Oscars and Chuck Schumer has advice for the Democrats.
Peyton ManseedThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance.
Intro - 2/5/07The Colbert ReportS3
Despite global warming, Stephen's freezing his ass off while that bastard Tesla gains another victory, and Wendy Kopp gets schooled by America.
Wendy KoppThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
The Word - Second OpinionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming.
ThreatDown - Giant Mexican BabiesThe Colbert ReportS3
Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats.
Save Stephen Jr.The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discovers that Stephen Jr. has made it back into the U.S. but fears that Congressman Brian Baird might kill him.
Intro - 2/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
Charles LeDuffThe Colbert ReportS3
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack SpaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
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