The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/6/07
Season 3 • 02/06/2007
The U.S. can sell military surplus to Iran, as long as they don't sell Gillette Fusion technology.
Peyton ManseedThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance.
Intro - 2/5/07The Colbert ReportS3
Despite global warming, Stephen's freezing his ass off while that bastard Tesla gains another victory, and Wendy Kopp gets schooled by America.
Wendy KoppThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's speaks with Teach for America founder Wendy Kopp and suggests that eliminating schools entirely is the best way to achieve equal educational opportunity.
The Word - Second OpinionThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is all for the second opinion. If a doctor says he's allergic to shrimp, he finds a doctor that says he's not. He feels the same about scientists and global warming.
ThreatDown - Giant Mexican BabiesThe Colbert ReportS3
Banning light bulbs, giant Mexicans babies crossing the border, the Miss America pageant and the misrepresentation of bear hugs are all major threats.
Save Stephen Jr.The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discovers that Stephen Jr. has made it back into the U.S. but fears that Congressman Brian Baird might kill him.
Charles LeDuffThe Colbert ReportS3
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack SpaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
The Word - Making a KillingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
Pray for StephenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen received a form letter informing him that he is one of the most powerful personalities in media and for this reason he has earned himself a day of being prayed for.
Intro - 2/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
The San Francisco TreatThe Colbert ReportS3
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed.
Tek Jansen - From the FutureThe Colbert ReportS3
Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
Intro - 2/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
California Values WatchThe Colbert ReportS3
If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
The Word - SilenceThe Colbert ReportS3
America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
Stephen for President - A SignThe Colbert ReportS3
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
Chris HedgesThe Colbert ReportS3
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch TrialsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
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