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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Season 2 E 1 • 10/05/2011
Nick is repeatedly attacked by his mom's mean cat.
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01:32
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Gay Robot - Sex Offender
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
11/16/2010
02:29
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Critter Gitters
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
11/16/2010
02:01
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E6
Superman's Repayment
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
11/16/2010
02:28
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
Time Capsule
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
11/23/2010
01:49
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
Gay Robot - Alien Abduction
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
11/23/2010
02:24
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
Role-Playing
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
11/23/2010
01:51
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S1 E7
The Old House
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
11/23/2010
01:44
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
10/05/2011
01:25
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Save the Fat Americans
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
10/05/2011
03:04
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
10/05/2011
03:04
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E1
Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
10/05/2011
01:29
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E2
Cinnabon & Day Drinking
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
10/12/2011
03:15
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E2
Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
10/12/2011
03:12
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E3
Suicidal Dog
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
10/19/2011
02:05
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E3
Partying Olympics
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
10/19/2011
01:10
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E3
Pinata Your Body
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
10/19/2011
01:30
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Full Blown Maids
A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
10/26/2011
02:53
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Bargain Bob's
When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
10/26/2011
01:29
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Fake Vagina
Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
10/26/2011
02:23
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E4
Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital
Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
10/26/2011
02:00
Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
S2 E5
Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names
Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
11/02/2011
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