Nick Swardson's Pretend Time
Mom's Cat - Uncensored
Season 2 E 1 • 10/05/2011
Nick is repeatedly attacked by his mom's mean cat.
Gay Robot - Sex OffenderNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
Critter GittersNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
Superman's RepaymentNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
Time CapsuleNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
Gay Robot - Alien AbductionNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
Role-PlayingNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
The Old HouseNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
Suck Your Own D**k Abs - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
Save the Fat AmericansNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
Cat vs. Leg - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
Mom's Cat - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
Cinnabon & Day DrinkingNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
Alien Paternity Test - UncensoredNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
Suicidal DogNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
Partying OlympicsNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
Pinata Your BodyNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
Full Blown MaidsNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
Bargain Bob'sNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
Fake VaginaNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
Wheelchair Cat at the HospitalNick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
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