Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Cinnabon & Day Drinking

Season 2 E 2 • 10/12/2011

Nick has very complicated feelings about Cinnabon.

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02:01

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6
Superman's Repayment

Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
11/16/2010
02:28

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Time Capsule

Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
11/23/2010
01:49

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Gay Robot - Alien Abduction

Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
11/23/2010
02:24

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
Role-Playing

Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
11/23/2010
01:51

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7
The Old House

A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
11/23/2010
01:44

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored

Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
10/05/2011
01:25

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Save the Fat Americans

Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
10/05/2011
03:04

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Cat vs. Leg - Uncensored

Nick recounts a harrowing tale of cat-on-human violence.
10/05/2011
03:04

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1
Mom's Cat - Uncensored

Nick gets attacked by his mom's angry but very smart cat.
10/05/2011
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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
Alien Paternity Test - Uncensored

A talk show host reveals the paternity of a baby from a human-extraterrestrial relationship.
10/12/2011
01:29

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E2
Cinnabon & Day Drinking

Nick describes his dream cologne scent and fantasizes about running errands drunk.
10/12/2011
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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Suicidal Dog

A dog with a painfully boring owner tries to end it all.
10/19/2011
02:05

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Partying Olympics

Nick imagines an international partying competition that includes events like Smirnoff Ice hockey and cross-country peeing.
10/19/2011
01:10

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E3
Pinata Your Body

A new alternative to traditional burial puts the fun in funeral.
10/19/2011
01:30

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Full Blown Maids

A businessman talks about some of his past ventures, the names of which were no-brainers.
10/26/2011
02:53

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Bargain Bob's

When the recession hit, Bob Campbell consolidated his sex-toy shop and hardware store into one all-purpose business.
10/26/2011
01:29

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Fake Vagina

Nick doesn't own a fake vagina, but he's not ruling out the possibility of buying one someday.
10/26/2011
Highlight
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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E4
Wheelchair Cat at the Hospital

Mr. Stitches is in hot water with the police after his one-night stand overdoses on cocaine.
10/26/2011
02:00

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Drunk Driving & NBA Team Names

Nick devises an invention to help prevent drunk drivers from getting into accidents.
11/02/2011
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Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Fist Cam

Nick and his girlfriend get more than they bargained for when they're caught on camera at a basketball game.
11/02/2011
02:28

Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E5
Famous Siblings - Garry Gaga's New Captain

Lady Gaga's cop brother is forced to choose between his badge and his family.
11/02/2011
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