The Colbert Report

Queen Noor's Royal Treatment

Season 5 • 04/07/2009

Stephen will put on surgical gloves before he touches Queen Noor.

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Obama's European Trip - Tom Brokaw

Tom Brokaw believes Barack Obama appeared very presidential at the G20 Summit.
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Un-American News - Rest of the World

Stephen loves Barack Obama, at least until he returns to the United States.
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Make Lemonade

If life gives you lemons, water, sugar and ice, make lemonade.
04/06/2009
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Body Loss

Getting paid for missing body parts is too tempting for Americans.
04/06/2009
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Rich Lowry

Rich Lowry wants Republican principles to stay the same, but the application to change.
04/06/2009
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Hiccup-Free

The Colbert Report is no longer hiccup-free.
04/07/2009
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The Word - Morally Bankrupt

TV has so little societal value that Bill Gates is willing to pay to provide the most cursory positive messages.
04/07/2009
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Better Know a District - New York's 25th - Dan Maffei

Congressman Dan Maffei's "evil twin" tells Stephen why he loves cocaine and the company of prostitutes.
04/07/2009
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Queen Noor

Queen Noor will only knight Stephen after he signs the Global Zero declaration.
04/07/2009
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Intro - 4/7/09

Are TV networks desperate for revenue? Find out more on an all-new episode of "How I Met Your Pepsi."
04/07/2009
01:20

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Queen Noor's Royal Treatment

To make sure Stephen doesn't violate any royalty protocol, he's going to wear surgical gloves.
04/07/2009
03:14

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Birkat Hachama - Stephen Frees His Jews

Birkat Hachama marks the time for Stephen to free his Jews.
04/08/2009
00:14

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Electronic Edition

Far too many of you still get the show delivered on paper.
04/08/2009
00:33

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Intro - 4/8/09

An update on Stephen's trip to the Persian Gulf, and Phil Bronstein discusses the death of newspapers.
04/08/2009
06:51

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Phil Bronstein

Stephen asks Phil Bronstein if the death of newspapers and journalistic oversight will begin a golden age of corruption.
04/08/2009
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Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Bahrain

The military asked Stephen to adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy for his trip, which is hard because he's Dubai-curious.
04/08/2009
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Alpha Dog of the Week - Ted Stevens

Ted Stevens seeks justice for others, as long as those others are him.
04/08/2009
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The Enemy Within - Hedgehogs

Hedgehogs were illegal in Kansas until one obsessed 10-year-old played the cute card.
04/09/2009
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Stephen's Severed Head

Stephen earns 2,634 weeks of workers' comp for severing his head.
04/09/2009
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Bart Ehrman

Stephen discusses Bart Ehrman's theory that the Bible contradicts itself.
04/09/2009
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Workers' Comp Temptation

The New York Times' worker's compensation chart for severed limbs continues to tempt Stephen.
04/09/2009
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