The Colbert Report
Bart Ehrman
Season 5 E 48 • 04/09/2009
Stephen discusses Bart Ehrman's theory that the Bible contradicts itself.

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Bart Ehrman
Stephen discusses Bart Ehrman's theory that the Bible contradicts itself.
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