The Colbert Report
Summit of All Fears
Season 5 • 04/22/2009
Esteban Colberto blames America for Mexico's drug lords.
The Colbert ReportS5 George Will's Demon Denim
George Will launches a righteous attack against Satan's denim leg tubes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Blown Away by the USA
Act now and receive Stephen's patriotic CD collection: "Blown Away by the USA," "Stunned by the States" and "Flabbergasted by the Flag."
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/21/09
President Obama releases CIA torture memos. It's like the greatest hits of our greatest hits.
The Colbert ReportS5 Mike Krzyzewski
Mike Krzyzewski differentiates between teamwork and socialism.
The Colbert ReportS5 Special DVD Commentary
Stephen offers special DVD commentary for those who recorded tonight's show and burned it onto a DVD.
The Colbert ReportS5 Ira Glass
Stephen wants to know if Ira Glass will be just as lifeless hosting a live cinema performance as he is on the radio.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/22/09
President Obama returns from the Summit of the Americas, and Stephen looks forward to making fun of Ira Glass' glasses.
The Colbert ReportS5 "The Price Is Right" Goes Green
Stephen bids less than a dollar on environmentally friendly prizes.
The Colbert ReportS5 Where and When Is Stephen Going to the Persian Gulf? - Qatar
Alcohol and pornography aren't allowed in Qatar, but they didn't say anything about O'Doul's and the Talbots catalogue.
The Colbert ReportS5 Never Go to Bed Angry
Don't go to bed angry. Stephen will do that for you.
The Colbert ReportS5 Summit of All Fears
Esteban Colberto believes Barack Obama has bigger plantains to fry than the Summit of the Americas.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Brunt Double
Until we can all agree on whom we should be angry at, tearing each other apart is the best plan we've got.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 4/23/09
Who is to blame for the economic crisis? If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, the ducks probably did it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Illegitimate Grandson of an Alligator
Have you heard the rumor that Bill Posey's grandmother had her alligator baby out of wedlock?
The Colbert ReportS5 Elizabeth Bintliff
Elizabeth Bintliff brings along Daisy the Cow to promote Heifer International, an organization that delivers livestock to developing countries.
The Colbert ReportS5 America Does Not Swear On Camera
Shepard Smith swearing on camera isn't something one gets away with like torture.
The Colbert ReportS5 Days of Swine and Doses
The swine flu virus contains a little something from pig, bird and human -- just like Stephen's paella recipe.
The Colbert ReportS5 Shout Out - Kids Edition
Stephen promises never to eat Ewok, provides some child-safe Nazi footage and raises the competition on donorschoose.org.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Decemberists
Colin Meloy describes The Decemberists' latest album by listing influences Stephen's never heard of.
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