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Faith Ford
Season 5 • 12/05/2000
Faith Ford didn't know that something could be described as a "bunch of ass."
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01:54
Indecision 2000 - Laws and Such
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
With legal decisions in the Florida recount coming fast and furious, Vance DeGeneres and Mo Rocca attempt to clarify exactly what's going on.
12/04/2000
01:16
Intro - Article Two
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Interpreting Article Two of the Constitution makes Jon really bored.
12/04/2000
01:01
Recap - Cheney And Mad Cow
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart recaps the top stories of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
12/05/2000
02:30
Ad Nauseam - Vagina Vagina Vagina
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The ingredients of feminine hygiene products don't get more pure than octoxynol 9 and sodium benzoate.
12/05/2000
02:45
Indecision 2000 - Spin, Lose Or Draw
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Al Gore is running out of ways to lose.
12/05/2000
02:07
Cheney Health
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Republican spin doctors are asking the public to consider Dick Cheney's hard trouble within the context of his other organs.
12/05/2000
01:57
Indecision 2000 - Heart Event
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Doctor's unclogged one of Dick Cheney's arteries that was 90% blocked and only allowed 10% of hate to course through it.
12/05/2000
01:00
Intro - Joke Elves
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
12/05/2000
00:12
Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
12/05/2000
02:18
This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
12/05/2000
04:54
Faith Ford
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Faith Ford discusses the difference between working with Norm MacDonald and Candice Bergen.
12/05/2000
01:02
Intro - Beating up Santa
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
12/06/2000
04:47
In Cold Sap
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
12/06/2000
02:08
Headlines - Shell on Earth
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
12/06/2000
02:04
Headlines - Eleven Large
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
12/06/2000
00:16
Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
12/06/2000
02:35
Back in Black - Jail Time
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
12/06/2000
04:44
Chris O'Donnell
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
12/06/2000
00:57
Recap - 12/6/00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
12/06/2000
00:16
Moment of Zen - Fingernails
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
12/07/2000
02:42
Sexy Underwear
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S5
Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
12/07/2000
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