The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Recap - 12/6/00
Season 5 • 12/06/2000
A recap of today's top stories and a preview of tomorrow's "Buy Low, Sell High."
Intro - Joke ElvesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
Moment of Zen - Fighting WeightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
This Just In - Haute Beef InjunctionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
Intro - Beating up SantaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
In Cold SapThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
Headlines - Shell on EarthThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
Headlines - Eleven LargeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell RockThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
Back in Black - Jail TimeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
Chris O'DonnellThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
Recap - 12/6/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
Moment of Zen - FingernailsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
Sexy UnderwearThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
Intro - 12/7/00The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
This Just In - Not WheelsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
Marlon WayansThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
Invested InterestsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
Headlines - Elector ComplexThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
Headlines - Nail-SafeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
This Just In - Indecision 5761The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
You may also like5 Videos
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
Out of Office Explores Remote Work AbsurdityOut of Office
A young woman experiences the bizarre extremes of working from home in the film Out of Office, starring Milana Vayntrub, Ken Jeong, Jay Pharoah, Cheri Oteri, Jason Alexander and more.
A Front Row Seat to South Park The 25th Anniversary ConcertSouth ParkS25
Sing along to silly songs and classic symphonies from the show on South Park The 25th Anniversary Concert, premiering August 13 at 10/9c.