The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 5 • 12/06/2000
One of Chris O'Donnell's children was born in New Zealand and one was conceived there.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Joke Elves
Jon Stewart catches the joke elves in the studio having a sex party.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Fighting Weight
Dick Cheney hasn't hit his fighting weight yet.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Haute Beef Injunction
Blood sausage may be rendered unappetizing as mad cow disease spreads across Europe.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - Beating up Santa
Jon beats the crap out of a Santa on the street ringing a bell.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 In Cold Sap
What kind of a person could make use of a dead tree? A carpenter perhaps?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Shell on Earth
The world's oldest tortoise celebrates its 170th birthday by dancing on the hare's grave, very slowly.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Eleven Large
Eleven freshman senators are welcomed to the Senate, including Hillary Clinton.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Jingle Bell Rock
Rudy Giuliani, Al Roker and others sing at Rockefeller Center.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Back in Black - Jail Time
The Daily Show won't pay to dry clean Lewis Black's suit, but will pay a cameraman overtime to film his release from prison.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Recap - 12/6/00
Jon recaps today's stories and previews tomorrow's Stephen Colbert piece.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Chris O'Donnell
Not a single person was lost during the eight months of shooting Chris O'Donnell's new movie.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Moment of Zen - Fingernails
The man with the longest fingernails in the world takes them out of their special bag.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Sexy Underwear
Dave Attell runs down the hottest gifts for the holiday season, mainly sexy lingerie for women and fruity underwear for men.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Intro - 12/7/00
Jon teases at a stock market report from Stephen Colbert and appearances from Marlon Wayans and Dave Attell.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Not Wheels
Defective scooters are the subject of a massive recall, prompting a consumer product safety spokesman to tell us what we already know.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Marlon Wayans
Marlon Wayans talks about his new film "Dungeons & Dragons" and how pretending a tennis ball is a dragon is like playing with yourself.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Invested Interests
Stephen Colbert takes a bath in a stock tip from his wife and asks students at The Thomason School how best to ethically enhance the value of Starmedia.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Elector Complex
The Republican-controlled Florida state government calls a session in order to uphold the Constitution, not to engage in partisan politics.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 Headlines - Nail-Safe
The man with the longest fingernails in the world prepares to cut them off and sell them, most likely to the owner of the world's largest unopened envelope.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5 This Just In - Indecision 5761
This guy, Ehud Barak, only had one project on his plate -- no wonder his constituents are angry.
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