The Colbert Report

Anger's Aweigh

Season 5 • 04/20/2009

For the 17th century problem of pirates, Ron Paul has an 18th century solution.

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06:11

The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
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There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other.
04/16/2009
00:03

Goodnight Salute
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Goodnight, everybody.
04/16/2009
06:01

Douglas Kmiec
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Douglas Kmiec doesn't want the state to adopt any religion's perspective and impose it on Americans.
04/16/2009
02:11

Teabagging Protests
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Perverts sully the patriotic act of a taxpayer rising up, standing over his government and delivering his opinion into the mouth of power.
04/16/2009
07:00

Joe Arpaio
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Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
04/20/2009
02:52

Maersk Alabama - Ken Quinn
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Second Mate Ken Quinn and Stephen are returning to sea to hunt pirates in a two-man paddleboat.
04/20/2009
00:16

Stephen's Only Regrets
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Stephen's only regret is all the great stuff that was cut out because the audience wouldn't stop cheering.
04/20/2009
03:51

Tip/Wag - Texas Secession & MACA
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Texas Governor Rick Perry wants to secede, and MACA urges the Obamas to use pesticides in their organic garden.
04/20/2009
00:34

Intro - 4/20/09
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How to deal with the scourge of piracy -- if only there were a form of transportation besides boats.
04/20/2009
01:56

Castro Death Wish List
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Stephen wants to force feed Castro hot dogs and make him watch "This Week with George Stephanopoulos."
04/20/2009
03:17

Anger's Aweigh
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Granting vigilantes the right to shoot pirates on the high seas is the free market at its best.
04/20/2009
06:32

The Word - Stressed Position
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Americans will get justice for torture without making any of the good guys pay the price.
04/21/2009
03:12

George Will's Demon Denim
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George Will launches a righteous attack against Satan's denim leg tubes.
04/21/2009
03:44

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Blown Away by the USA
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Act now and receive Stephen's patriotic CD collection: "Blown Away by the USA," "Stunned by the States" and "Flabbergasted by the Flag."
04/21/2009
00:29

Intro - 4/21/09
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President Obama releases CIA torture memos. It's like the greatest hits of our greatest hits.
04/21/2009
05:22

Mike Krzyzewski
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Mike Krzyzewski differentiates between teamwork and socialism.
04/21/2009
00:17

Special DVD Commentary
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Stephen offers special DVD commentary for those who recorded tonight's show and burned it onto a DVD.
04/21/2009
06:00

Ira Glass
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Stephen wants to know if Ira Glass will be just as lifeless hosting a live cinema performance as he is on the radio.
04/22/2009
00:35

Intro - 4/22/09
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President Obama returns from the Summit of the Americas, and Stephen looks forward to making fun of Ira Glass' glasses.
04/22/2009
02:03

"The Price Is Right" Goes Green
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Stephen bids less than a dollar on environmentally friendly prizes.
04/22/2009
05:33

Summit of All Fears
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Esteban Colberto believes Barack Obama has bigger plantains to fry than the Summit of the Americas.
04/22/2009
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