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Intro - 2/4/09
Season 5 • 02/04/2009
Stephen is skeptical of the evidence that Pope Benedict reinstated a Holocaust-denying bishop.
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07:07
Henry Louis Gates, Jr.
The Colbert Report
S5
Henry Louis Gates, Jr. says Abraham Lincoln was always against slavery, but he wasn't a fan of black people.
02/03/2009
00:14
All the Show We Have Time For
The Colbert Report
S5
Fortunately, it's also all the time we have show for.
02/03/2009
04:13
Colbert Platinum - Ass-Covering Edition
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S5
If you really want to convince people you're dead, you need to actually die.
02/03/2009
02:35
Tom Daschle Steps Down
The Colbert Report
S5
If this were the Bush administration, Tom Daschle would have never stepped down -- not without a medal of freedom.
02/03/2009
05:29
The Word - Army of One
The Colbert Report
S5
If Republicans do what Rush Limbaugh says, they'll get the only vote that matters: his.
02/03/2009
00:33
Intro - 2/3/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Republicans choose a new leader. Don't worry -- they're the same old ideas.
02/03/2009
04:39
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - The Newberry Awards
The Colbert Report
S5
Al Gore has already won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Nobel Prize and the 2000 presidential election -- he doesn't need a Grammy.
02/04/2009
00:09
Tell Your Friends
The Colbert Report
S5
If you didn't like what you saw, Stephen will tell your enemies.
02/04/2009
03:01
Stephen Verbally Thrashes Steve Martin
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen explodes after Steve Martin walks through his eyeline.
02/04/2009
04:33
Yahweh or No Way - The Super Bowl
The Colbert Report
S5
God helping both teams in a football game would be as impossible as loving both Christians and Muslims.
02/04/2009
00:32
Intro - 2/4/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Pope Benedict reinstates a Holocaust-denying bishop. Frankly, Stephen is skeptical of the evidence that he actually reinstated him.
02/04/2009
00:13
Keep Your Friends Close
The Colbert Report
S5
You can keep your enemies closer by hating yourself.
02/05/2009
00:31
Intro - 2/5/09
The Colbert Report
S5
What's in the stimulus package? Stephen's guessing high-fructose corn syrup because that stuff is in everything.
02/05/2009
02:40
Stelephant Colbert the Elephant Seal
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen has a hideous elephant seal named after him.
02/05/2009
02:03
Alpha Dog of the Week - Boy Scouts of America
The Colbert Report
S5
The Boy Scouts of America proudly raise the Scout sign and tell their own conservation code to read between the lines.
02/05/2009
07:03
Jonah Lehrer
The Colbert Report
S5
Jonah Lehrer talks about finding a balance between the rational and the emotional in decision-making.
02/05/2009
02:39
Economic Stimulus Bill - James Surowiecki
The Colbert Report
S5
James Surowiecki says the Democrats are using the financial crisis to push through programs that are in the long-term interest of Americans.
02/05/2009
04:38
Economic Stimulus Debate
The Colbert Report
S5
Democrats take a page from the Republicans' fear book when selling the economic stimulus bill.
02/05/2009
00:30
Intro - 2/9/09
The Colbert Report
S5
A married lesbian couple files for divorce and moves into separate Subaru Outbacks, and someone won a Grammy.
02/09/2009
02:43
The New Word Czar
The Colbert Report
S5
Michael Steele navigates the subtleties of our language as he talks about the stimulus bill.
02/09/2009
04:01
Al Gore Steals Stephen's Grammy
The Colbert Report
S5
Since Stephen's voice isn't worth a Grammy, he's going to stop talking forever.
02/09/2009
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