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Sign Off - Goodnight
Season 9 • 01/17/2013
Stephen signs off.
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07:38
The Colbert Report
S9
Tom Brokaw
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
01/16/2013
00:35
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/16/13
Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
01/16/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
01/16/2013
04:16
The Colbert Report
S9
HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi
"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
01/16/2013
02:53
The Colbert Report
S9
Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
01/16/2013
04:23
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - United We Standoff
If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
01/17/2013
05:24
The Colbert Report
S9
Akhil Reed Amar
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
01/17/2013
02:58
The Colbert Report
S9
Corporate Scamwich
Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
01/17/2013
05:03
The Colbert Report
S9
Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits
Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
01/17/2013
02:52
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's Gun Grab
Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
01/17/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
01/17/2013
00:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/21/13
The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
01/21/2013
07:12
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's Second Inauguration
The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
01/21/2013
05:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Ta-Nehisi Coates
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
01/21/2013
01:30
The Colbert Report
S9
Stephen's Re-Inauguration
Stephen pledges to defend the Constitution and ensure that Barack Obama is a one two-term president.
01/21/2013
05:54
The Colbert Report
S9
ThreatDown - Flu, Kate Middleton, Vomiting Robots, Superintelligent Gonorrhea, Bears
America quarantines children, Kate Middleton popularizes puking, British researchers create a projectile vomiting robot, and gonorrhea outsmarts drugs.
01/21/2013
00:05
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Hotel Bibles
Stephen stretches out on a bed of inauguration Bibles from Lincoln, NE.
01/21/2013
05:29
The Colbert Report
S9
Dustin Hoffman's Bad News
Dustin Hoffman cuts Stephen's character from "Quartet," so Stephen gets even.
01/22/2013
05:26
The Colbert Report
S9
Kathryn Bigelow
The Academy Award-winning director discusses the Senate investigation into "Zero Dark Thirty" and the hot-button issue of torture.
01/22/2013
00:14
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - "Zero Dark Thirty" & "Quartet"
Stephen reprises his role in Dustin Hoffman's film.
01/22/2013
04:52
The Colbert Report
S9
Obama's Inauguration & Class Warfare
Fox News knocks Obama's "big government" speech and uses "Downton Abbey" to prove that America loves wealthy aristocrats.
01/22/2013
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