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Tax Atax
Season 5 • 04/15/2009
Fox News hosts an unexpected, grassroots tea party protest.
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04:33
Susie Orbach
The Colbert Report
S5
If Susie Orbach drops five pounds, she could be talking about her book "Bodies" on The Daily Show.
04/14/2009
06:33
Space Module: Colbert - Sunita Williams
The Colbert Report
S5
However far the space station goes, Stephen's treadmill will always have gone a few miles more.
04/14/2009
04:16
The Word - Have Your Cake And Eat It, Too
The Colbert Report
S5
The Payday Loan Reform Act drags the payday loan industry out of the darkness and into the anemic firefly flicker of nominal oversight.
04/14/2009
00:07
Goodnight, Helen
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wishes Helen a good night.
04/14/2009
03:56
Clarence Thomas' New Job
The Colbert Report
S5
Justice Clarence Thomas appreciates the little things in life, like the miracle of dishwashers.
04/14/2009
06:59
Better Know a District - Illinois' 18th - Aaron Schock
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen may have chemistry with Congressman Aaron Schock, but he's keeping it professional.
04/15/2009
01:53
Obama Denies Habeas Corpus
The Colbert Report
S5
Barack Obama helps America escape from the Bill of Rights lovers who keep humping the leg of habeas corpus.
04/15/2009
00:26
Homework Assignment
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen wants a summary of the show with special emphasis on theme and literary devices on his desk tomorrow morning.
04/15/2009
00:34
Intro - 4/15/09
The Colbert Report
S5
It's tax day, or as many Americans call it, "Oh my God, it's 11:30."
04/15/2009
06:29
Jim Lehrer
The Colbert Report
S5
It takes real courage for Jim Lehrer to be boring five nights a week on television.
04/15/2009
03:40
Tax Atax
The Colbert Report
S5
Glenn Beck holds his tea party in the only location that makes sense: the Alamo.
04/15/2009
00:29
Intro - 4/16/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Gay marriage threatens New York. On the plus side, Stephen will finally be able to marry himself.
04/16/2009
05:06
Indian Elections - Kanishk Tharoor
The Colbert Report
S5
Kanishk Tharoor describes India's beautifully choreographed dance of democracy.
04/16/2009
06:11
The Colbert Coalition's Anti-Gay Marriage Ad
The Colbert Report
S5
There's a giant gay storm gathering, and before long the winds will be blowing each other.
04/16/2009
00:03
Goodnight Salute
The Colbert Report
S5
Goodnight, everybody.
04/16/2009
06:01
Douglas Kmiec
The Colbert Report
S5
Douglas Kmiec doesn't want the state to adopt any religion's perspective and impose it on Americans.
04/16/2009
02:11
Teabagging Protests
The Colbert Report
S5
Perverts sully the patriotic act of a taxpayer rising up, standing over his government and delivering his opinion into the mouth of power.
04/16/2009
07:00
Joe Arpaio
The Colbert Report
S5
Sheriff Joe Arpaio denies that he focuses too much on illegal immigration.
04/20/2009
02:52
Maersk Alabama - Ken Quinn
The Colbert Report
S5
Second Mate Ken Quinn and Stephen are returning to sea to hunt pirates in a two-man paddleboat.
04/20/2009
00:16
Stephen's Only Regrets
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's only regret is all the great stuff that was cut out because the audience wouldn't stop cheering.
04/20/2009
03:17
Anger's Aweigh
The Colbert Report
S5
Granting vigilantes the right to shoot pirates on the high seas is the free market at its best.
04/20/2009
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