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Sign Off - Americone Dream
Season 3 • 08/13/2007
Stephen reminds us that Americone Dream is a perfect way to cool off this summer.
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05:40
Tip/Wag - Bloomberg
The Colbert Report
S3
If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
08/09/2007
00:32
Intro - 8/9/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
08/09/2007
05:19
Judd Apatow
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
08/09/2007
04:15
The Word - Clarity
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
08/09/2007
00:16
Sign Off - Toenails
The Colbert Report
S3
Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
03:00
The Word - White Guy
The Colbert Report
S3
With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
08/13/2007
02:38
Rove Resigns
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
07:04
Michael Jacobson
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
08/13/2007
05:49
ThreatDown - Bats
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
00:15
Intro - 8/13/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
08/13/2007
00:19
Sign Off - Americone Dream
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
08/13/2007
01:20
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22
Jerry Miller
The Colbert Report
S3
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
05:27
Dr. Spencer Wells
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
The Colbert Report
S3
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
03:35
The Word - Potential
The Colbert Report
S3
Alberto Gonzales could become a one-man justice system, like RoboCop.
08/15/2007
00:44
Sign Off - Doctor's Orders
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen thinks the e-collar his doctor instructed him to wear is totally unnecessary.
08/15/2007
01:45
Jewish Colbert Ancestry
The Colbert Report
S3
If Stephen's Jewish grandmother had testicles, she would be his Jewish grandfather.
08/15/2007
05:37
Michael Wallis
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Wallis is the author of "The Lincoln Highway," which goes from San Francisco to Times Square. Stephen assumes it's for shuttling gay people to Broadway musicals.
08/15/2007
00:30
Intro - 8/15/07
The Colbert Report
S3
In tonight's episode, Stephen discusses driving with author Michael Wallis, and Alberto Gonzales gets the power to fast track executions.
08/15/2007
01:46
Monkey on the Lam - Oliver
The Colbert Report
S3
Beware! A monkey escaped from the Tupelo Zoo after he picked the lock to his cage again.
08/15/2007
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