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Ron Paul
Season 3 • 06/13/2007
Presidential candidate Ron Paul seeks the Colbert Bump.
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00:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Watermelon
Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
06/12/2007
00:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/12/07
The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
06/12/2007
01:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Bush's Missing Watch
Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
06/12/2007
03:18
The Colbert Report
S3
Colbert Platinum - Butler Shortage
In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
06/12/2007
04:28
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Pathophysiology
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
06/13/2007
00:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/13/07
Stephen covers a 5,000-year-old caveman, a new surgeon general and a presidential candidate who will talk to him -- Ron Paul.
06/13/2007
01:06
The Colbert Report
S3
Ruined Anniversary
Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
06/13/2007
00:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Crispy Deliciousness
For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
06/13/2007
02:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Freezing Cold Case Files: Otzi
Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
06/13/2007
04:57
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Robots
Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
06/13/2007
05:18
The Colbert Report
S3
Ron Paul
Ron Paul is a constitutionalist and claims Stephen is confused because he hasn't seen one in a while.
06/13/2007
06:43
The Colbert Report
S3
Anne-Marie Slaughter
Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
06/19/2007
02:02
The Colbert Report
S3
Secret Clapton Concert
A secret Eric Clapton concert in the works? Not anymore, New York Times!
06/19/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/19/07
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
02:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Countdown to Armageddon
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Manifesto
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
MaryBeth Garrigan
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
04:45
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Justice
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/20/07
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Job Well Done
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
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