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Intro - 6/13/07
Season 3 • 06/13/2007
Surprising news about a 5,000-year old caveman -- he has doubts about that new caveman sitcom, too.
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00:48
Mr. Dyachenko, Tear Down This Watermelon
The Colbert Report
S3
Once wasn't enough -- Stephen pays additional tribute to the 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, with the help of karate champion Igor Dyachenko.
06/12/2007
00:35
Intro - 6/12/07
The Colbert Report
S3
The 20th anniversary of Reagan's "Tear Down This Wall" speech, a segment for the elite viewer, and a substitute guest for prolific spammer Cornelius Q. Vestibule.
06/12/2007
01:04
Bush's Missing Watch
The Colbert Report
S3
Rumors are swirling that one of the Albanians in the adoring crowd that met President Bush stole his watch. Stephen doesn't believe it.
06/12/2007
03:18
Colbert Platinum - Butler Shortage
The Colbert Report
S3
In a new segment aimed exclusively at his top-tier viewers, Stephen explores a troubling worldwide butler shortage.
06/12/2007
04:28
The Word - Pathophysiology
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen suggests the nation might better fight the gay agenda if it were treated like disease, much like an addiction to cigarettes.
06/13/2007
05:18
Ron Paul
The Colbert Report
S3
Ron Paul is a constitutionalist and claims Stephen is confused because he hasn't seen one in a while.
06/13/2007
01:06
Ruined Anniversary
The Colbert Report
S3
Alan Colmes -- unless that Florida teenager's hiccups brought down the Iron Curtain -- you stay on message!
06/13/2007
00:12
Sign Off - Crispy Deliciousness
The Colbert Report
S3
For those of you with TiVo, Stephen included a special coded message in one of the commercials; go back and find it!
06/13/2007
02:44
Freezing Cold Case Files: Otzi
The Colbert Report
S3
Otzi the Iceman -- Stephen will find your killer and if he's also frozen he will thaw him out and fry his ass.
06/13/2007
04:57
ThreatDown - Robots
The Colbert Report
S3
Bear-bots are going to turn on us, and our only hope is that the Japanese toddler-bots will grow up in time to fight them.
06/13/2007
00:38
Intro - 6/13/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen covers a 5,000-year-old caveman, a new surgeon general and a presidential candidate who will talk to him -- Ron Paul.
06/13/2007
06:43
Anne-Marie Slaughter
The Colbert Report
S3
Anne-Marie Slaughter is the author of "The Idea That Is America" -- Chapter One: Stephen Colbert.
06/19/2007
02:02
Secret Clapton Concert
The Colbert Report
S3
A secret Eric Clapton concert in the works? Not anymore, New York Times!
06/19/2007
00:30
Intro - 6/19/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
02:12
Countdown to Armageddon
The Colbert Report
S3
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
00:10
Sign Off - Manifesto
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44
Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
The Colbert Report
S3
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00
MaryBeth Garrigan
The Colbert Report
S3
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
04:45
The Word - Justice
The Colbert Report
S3
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37
Intro - 6/20/07
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13
Sign Off - Job Well Done
The Colbert Report
S3
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
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