The Colbert Report

Tony Bennett

Season 3 • 09/26/2007

Tony Bennett marched with Martin Luther King Jr.

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01:33

No Nuclear Iran
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The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
09/25/2007
05:37

K. David Harrison
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Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
09/25/2007
03:27

Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
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Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
09/25/2007
05:41

John Grisham
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John Grisham is taking a break from writing about lawyers. Now he's writing about pizzas.
09/25/2007
03:11

Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Giuliani
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Dustin Hoffman and Rudy Giuliani have been at each other ever since Hoffman beat out the former mayor for the lead in "Tootsie."
09/25/2007
00:32

Intro - 9/26/07
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Tonight, Stephen reports on NBC and iTunes, questions the validity of a third political party, and interviews Tony Bennett.
09/26/2007
01:07

Forgiving Bennett
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Stephen couldn't stay mad at Tony Bennett after listening to his Emmy acceptance speech.
09/26/2007
03:47

The Word - A Word From Our Sponsors
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With the new NBC Direct, you can't fast forward through the commercials -- you're that in control.
09/26/2007
02:27

Canadian Dollar
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Economists are saying that our first president, George Washington, is no better than Canada's first president, a duck.
09/26/2007
05:05

Sam Waterston
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Sam Waterston invites viewers to go to Unity08.com to choose Stephen's presidential running mate.
09/26/2007
04:25

Tony Bennett
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Tony Bennett feels that celebrities have an obligation to speak up against injustice.
09/26/2007
03:30

The Word - Early Immunization
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If we offer our children things like healthcare now, who knows what other unrealistic things they'll expect?
09/27/2007
00:39

Sign Off - Bear in the Woods
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Isn't it smart to be as strong as a bear -- if there is a bear?
09/27/2007
02:16

King Tut
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Stephen dreams of a world where we don't see people as black or white, but as gold or not gold.
09/27/2007
02:31

Democratic Presidential Debate - The Clintons
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When the Clintons talk about terrorism, is it foreplay or pillow talk?
09/27/2007
00:35

Intro - 9/27/07
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Democrats face off at Dartmouth, Congress gives poor kids health care and Stephen interviews film historian David Schwartz.
09/27/2007
05:38

David Schwartz
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David Schwartz shows Stephen historic political ads that influenced election results and serve as inspiration for current political ads.
09/27/2007
04:26

On Notice - Dennis Kucinich
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Until Dennis Kucinich comes on the show, Stephen puts him on the pocket-size On Notice board.
10/01/2007
00:22

Sign Off - All Night Date
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Instead of saying goodnight, Stephen wants to have a deep talk at the diner.
10/01/2007
04:53

The Word - Evitable
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When it comes to Iran, the president will do the one thing that is inevitable: whatever he wants.
10/01/2007
04:35

Cheating Death - Sleep
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If work is interfering with your sleep, Dr. Stephen T. Colbert says sleep while you work.
10/01/2007
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