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Truth From the Gut
Season 5 • 02/11/2009
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
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01:55
The Colbert Report
S5
The Visa Black Card
Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
02/10/2009
05:12
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Loyal Opposition
The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
02/10/2009
00:14
The Colbert Report
S5
You Look Like Stephen
You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
02/10/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/10/09
Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
02/10/2009
05:42
The Colbert Report
S5
Robert Ballard
Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
02/10/2009
00:13
The Colbert Report
S5
Good Night -- Except for the West Coast
That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
02/11/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 2/11/09
Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
02/11/2009
02:02
The Colbert Report
S5
Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof
Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
02/11/2009
06:13
The Colbert Report
S5
DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton
Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
02/11/2009
05:06
The Colbert Report
S5
Steven Pinker
Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
02/11/2009
05:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Truth From the Gut
Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
02/11/2009
04:58
The Colbert Report
S5
The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions
Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
02/12/2009
04:40
The Colbert Report
S5
Adam Gopnik
Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
01:43
The Colbert Report
S5
Goodbye, Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
06:37
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert
David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
06:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments
Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
02/13/2009
07:04
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Namesakes
Stephen Colbert comes at you with all the "naming things after Stephen Colbert" news.
02/16/2009
04:40
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Prayer Day
Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
02/23/2009
04:45
The Colbert Report
S5
Helen Fisher
Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
02/23/2009
01:47
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Moral Dimension
Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
02/23/2009
00:30
The Colbert Report
S5
Breaded Fish Sticks
Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
02/23/2009
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