The Colbert Report

Truth From the Gut

Season 5 • 02/11/2009

Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.

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The Visa Black Card

Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
02/10/2009
05:12

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The Word - Loyal Opposition

The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
02/10/2009
00:14

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You Look Like Stephen

You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
02/10/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/10/09

Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
02/10/2009
05:42

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Robert Ballard

Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
02/10/2009
00:13

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Good Night -- Except for the West Coast

That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
02/11/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/11/09

Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
02/11/2009
02:02

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Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof

Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
02/11/2009
06:13

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DC Voting Rights Act - Eleanor Holmes Norton

Eleanor Holmes Norton will give Stephen a key to DC when residents get their voting rights.
02/11/2009
05:06

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Steven Pinker

Stephen wonders if putting your genome on the Internet is like posting the social security number that God gave you.
02/11/2009
05:33

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Truth From the Gut

Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
02/11/2009
04:58

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The DaColbert Code - Oscar Predictions

Instead of watching the movies, Stephen uses the DaColbert Code to pick the Oscar winners.
02/12/2009
04:40

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Adam Gopnik

Adam Gopnik claims that faith and fear no longer rule our lives because of Abraham Lincoln and Charles Darwin.
02/12/2009
01:43

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Goodbye, Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien has to get his invisible strings from Stephen if he ever wants to do his little dance again.
02/12/2009
06:37

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Obama Poster Debate - David Ross and Ed Colbert

David Ross and Ed Colbert debate the copyright issues surrounding Shepard Fairey's Obama poster.
02/12/2009
06:47

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Exclusive - Stephen's Sexiest Moments

Stephen explores love and lust with feminists, authors and interns.
02/13/2009
07:04

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Stephen's Namesakes

Stephen Colbert comes at you with all the "naming things after Stephen Colbert" news.
02/16/2009
04:40

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Stephen's Prayer Day

Stephen lets a miracle rip on his prayer day.
02/23/2009
04:45

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Helen Fisher

Helen Fisher describes what happens to your brain when you're in love.
02/23/2009
01:47

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Stephen's Moral Dimension

Stephen tests his moral dimension to find out if people are praying hard enough.
02/23/2009
00:30

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Breaded Fish Sticks

Stephen's bread and fish miraculously become breaded fish sticks.
02/23/2009
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