The Colbert Report

ThreatDown - Gay Divorce

Season 5 • 02/09/2009

God meant for divorce to be between a man and a woman.

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Keep Your Friends Close

You can keep your enemies closer by hating yourself.
02/05/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/5/09

What's in the stimulus package? Stephen's guessing high-fructose corn syrup because that stuff is in everything.
02/05/2009
02:40

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Stelephant Colbert the Elephant Seal

Stephen has a hideous elephant seal named after him.
02/05/2009
02:03

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Boy Scouts of America

The Boy Scouts of America proudly raise the Scout sign and tell their own conservation code to read between the lines.
02/05/2009
07:03

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Jonah Lehrer

Jonah Lehrer talks about finding a balance between the rational and the emotional in decision-making.
02/05/2009
02:39

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Economic Stimulus Bill - James Surowiecki

James Surowiecki says the Democrats are using the financial crisis to push through programs that are in the long-term interest of Americans.
02/05/2009
04:38

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Economic Stimulus Debate

Democrats take a page from the Republicans' fear book when selling the economic stimulus bill.
02/05/2009
00:30

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Intro - 2/9/09

A married lesbian couple files for divorce and moves into separate Subaru Outbacks, and someone won a Grammy.
02/09/2009
02:43

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The New Word Czar

Michael Steele navigates the subtleties of our language as he talks about the stimulus bill.
02/09/2009
04:01

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Al Gore Steals Stephen's Grammy

Since Stephen's voice isn't worth a Grammy, he's going to stop talking forever.
02/09/2009
05:45

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ThreatDown - Gay Divorce

A lesbian couple files for divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable sameness, and the Japanese poop gold.
02/09/2009
06:02

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Shout Out - Honey, Counterterrorism & an Old Guard Flag

Stephen gets a fresh stash of pharmaceutical-grade hive jive and learns of a Counterterrorism Calendar.
02/10/2009
01:55

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The Visa Black Card

Visa: it's everywhere you want to be, unless that place is a Jimmy Buffett concert.
02/10/2009
05:12

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The Word - Loyal Opposition

The best way for Republicans to win back the trust of the people is to copy the strategy of our enemies.
02/10/2009
00:14

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You Look Like Stephen

You look like Stephen, if he were on a curvy, glassy thing.
02/10/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/10/09

Tough times for the Republican Party -- this sounds like a job for tax cuts.
02/10/2009
05:42

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Robert Ballard

Robert Ballard explains why ocean exploration is a good investment.
02/10/2009
05:33

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Truth From the Gut

Forget looking into each other's eyes for the truth, we need to look into each other's guts.
02/11/2009
00:13

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Good Night -- Except for the West Coast

That's it for The Report, unless you are watching on the West Coast.
02/11/2009
00:31

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Intro - 2/11/09

Wshington, D.C. wants a vote, and Glenn Beck brings innovation to Fox News.
02/11/2009
02:02

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Westminster Dog Show Snub - Formula 40-Woof

Pick up some Formula 40-Woof today if you want your dog to be a winner.
02/11/2009
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