The Colbert Report
The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
Season 2 • 05/01/2006
Stephen attempts to revoke George Clooney's credit card.
All You Need to Know - Sleight of HandThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
Sign Off - The NFL DraftThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
PlagiarismThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
The Word - White GlovesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
Intro - 4/27/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
Tip/Wag - ExxonThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
Intro - 5/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
Sign Off - SpamThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
White House Correspondents' DinnerThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Jon MeachamThe Colbert ReportS2
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex CrimeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
Magic!The Colbert ReportS2
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
Mike HuckabeeThe Colbert ReportS2
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
Stephen for Press SecretaryThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
The Word - Healthy AppetiteThe Colbert ReportS2
America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
Intro - 5/2/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
Intro - 5/3/06The Colbert ReportS2
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
The Word - Name GameThe Colbert ReportS2
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas PricesThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
Alan TownThe Colbert ReportS2
Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
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