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The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
Season 2 • 05/01/2006
Stephen attempts to revoke George Clooney's credit card.
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03:04
The Colbert Report
S2
All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand
Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
04/27/2006
01:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - The NFL Draft
Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
04/27/2006
02:01
The Colbert Report
S2
Plagiarism
Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
04/27/2006
03:47
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - White Gloves
Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
04/27/2006
00:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 4/27/06
Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
04/27/2006
04:05
The Colbert Report
S2
Tip/Wag - Exxon
Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
05/01/2006
00:35
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/1/06
George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
05/01/2006
01:23
The Colbert Report
S2
Sign Off - Spam
Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
05/01/2006
03:17
The Colbert Report
S2
White House Correspondents' Dinner
Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
05/01/2006
06:36
The Colbert Report
S2
Jon Meacham
Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
05/01/2006
04:19
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
05/01/2006
01:22
The Colbert Report
S2
Magic!
Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
05/02/2006
06:13
The Colbert Report
S2
Mike Huckabee
Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
05/02/2006
07:32
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen for Press Secretary
Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
05/02/2006
03:33
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Healthy Appetite
America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
05/02/2006
00:31
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/2/06
Stephen reports on America's obesity problem, immigrant rallies and Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee.
05/02/2006
00:29
The Colbert Report
S2
Intro - 5/3/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to author Paul Rieckhoff and Congress recommends dismantling FEMA.
05/03/2006
04:45
The Colbert Report
S2
The Word - Name Game
Deer have been getting into Michael Chertoff's azaleas, so Stephen sends him some deterrent.
05/03/2006
03:34
The Colbert Report
S2
Stephen's Sound Advice - Gas Prices
Stephen put 10 cans of creamed corn in his tank, and he didn't get anywhere.
05/03/2006
03:20
The Colbert Report
S2
Alan Town
Whenever there's a protest, Stephen sends a camera crew down to get some footage. Then he sends that footage to the feds.
05/03/2006
01:08
The Colbert Report
S2
Betterer Know a District - Georgia's 11th - Phil Gingrey Bonus Edition
The Colbert Report presents Rep. Phil Gingrey in a staged reading of "Gone with the Wind."
05/03/2006
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