The Colbert Report

Sign Off - The NFL Draft

Season 2 • 04/27/2006

The NFL draft reminds Stephen of America's roots in slavery.

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Sebastian Junger

Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
04/26/2006
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Armed and Ready

"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
04/26/2006
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The Word - English

Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
04/26/2006
00:17

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Sign Off - Yellowcake

Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
04/26/2006
02:09

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Snow: Informer

With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
04/27/2006
07:02

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Bill Kristol

Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
04/27/2006
03:04

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All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand

Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
04/27/2006
02:01

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Plagiarism

Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
04/27/2006
03:47

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The Word - White Gloves

Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
04/27/2006
00:32

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Intro - 4/27/06

Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
04/27/2006
01:36

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Sign Off - The NFL Draft

Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
04/27/2006
04:05

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Tip/Wag - Exxon

Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
05/01/2006
00:35

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Intro - 5/1/06

George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
05/01/2006
01:23

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Sign Off - Spam

Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
05/01/2006
04:19

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The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime

Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
05/01/2006
03:17

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White House Correspondents' Dinner

Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
05/01/2006
06:36

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Jon Meacham

Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
05/01/2006
01:22

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Magic!

Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
05/02/2006
06:13

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Mike Huckabee

Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
05/02/2006
07:32

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Stephen for Press Secretary

Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
05/02/2006
03:33

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The Word - Healthy Appetite

America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
05/02/2006
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