The Colbert Report

Sign Off - The NFL Draft

Season 2 • 04/27/2006

The NFL draft reminds Stephen of America's roots in slavery.

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05:06

Sebastian Junger
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Sebastian Junger is even more rugged in person than he appears on the back of his books.
04/26/2006
04:11

Armed and Ready
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"Hannity & Colmes" have the bomb, and Stephen is not about to let that stand.
04/26/2006
03:16

The Word - English
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Our national anthem is now a ditty for immigrants to sing as they stream across our broken borders.
04/26/2006
00:17

Sign Off - Yellowcake
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Stephen has slam dunk intelligence on Joe Scarborough's nuclear program.
04/26/2006
02:09

Snow: Informer
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With the appointment of Tony Snow as White House Press Secretary, Stephen positions himself for a job in Homeland Security.
04/27/2006
07:02

Bill Kristol
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Neocon Bill Kristol makes some friends on the Upper West Side with a prediction that the Democrats will take the House in the upcoming election.
04/27/2006
03:04

All You Need to Know - Sleight of Hand
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Stephen demonstrates how David Copperfield escaped a mugging without losing his belongings.
04/27/2006
02:01

Plagiarism
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Stephen reads a passage from a Tek Jansen adventure to illustrate the perils of plagiarism.
04/27/2006
03:47

The Word - White Gloves
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Stephen puts up a decoy Word to piss the women off and have them do the fighting for men.
04/27/2006
00:32

Intro - 4/27/06
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Stephen ponders how Tony Snow will make the jump from FOX News to Republican apologist, and neocon pundit Bill Kristol stops by.
04/27/2006
01:36

Sign Off - The NFL Draft
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Stephen looks forward to a nice relaxing weekend where he can watch wall-to-wall coverage of the NFL's ode to slavery.
04/27/2006
04:05

Tip/Wag - Exxon
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Stephen wags his finger at Chicago for providing the worst treatment of fowl since Mallard Fillmore's death.
05/01/2006
00:35

Intro - 5/1/06
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George Clooney speaking out about Darfur is the worst thing to happen since Paul Newman spoke out against the atrocities of the Hidden Valley ranch.
05/01/2006
01:23

Sign Off - Spam
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Stephen salutes the anniversary of spam e-mail with an addition to his bookshelf.
05/01/2006
04:19

The Word - Drug-Fueled Sex Crime
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Stephen is upset that George Clooney has taken it upon himself to be politically active instead of escapist and drug-addled.
05/01/2006
03:17

White House Correspondents' Dinner
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Stephen is still excited after coming off one of the greatest weekends of his life at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
05/01/2006
06:36

Jon Meacham
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Jon Meacham describes the care the founding fathers took to protect freedom of religious expression without creating a theocracy.
05/01/2006
01:22

Magic!
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Magician David Blaine is living in a globe of seawater for a week in Lincoln Center.
05/02/2006
06:13

Mike Huckabee
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Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee talks to Stephen about exercise, crystal meth and deep-fried Twinkies.
05/02/2006
07:32

Stephen for Press Secretary
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Stephen is kidnapped while making his audition tape for White House press secretary.
05/02/2006
03:33

The Word - Healthy Appetite
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America's obesity is something to be embraced -- if you can get your arms around it.
05/02/2006
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