The Colbert Report

30-Minute Anniversary

Season 3 • 08/01/2007

Stephen gets the Nation the ultimate 30-minute anniversary present.

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00:38

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Rupert Murdoch Purchases The Wall Street Journal

Stephen wonders if Rupert Murdoch has instead taken over Reuters, who were first to report the story.
07/31/2007
02:21

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Wrist Violence Epidemic

Stephen continues to attack films that show wrist violence and calls on Hollywood to stop showing such acts.
07/31/2007
02:32

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Smokin' Pole - Arc! Who Goes There?

Now is the time for America to deploy its undersea army of hermit crabs to fight back Russia from claiming the North Pole.
07/31/2007
06:06

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Kathleen Kennedy Townsend

Kathleen Kennedy Townsend explains how the Christian Right has shrunk God and made America not care about the common good.
07/31/2007
00:33

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Intro - 7/31/07

In this episode, Russia lays claim to the North Pole, Democrats accuse Alberto Gonzales of perjury and guest Kathleen Kennedy Townsend talks about what happens when you mix politics and religion.
07/31/2007
03:57

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The Word - College Credit

Stephen is all in favor of a new system of charging higher tuition for certain college majors and has some additional ideas of his own.
08/01/2007
03:09

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When Animals Attack Our Morals - Hollywood Pigeons

Stephen recommends that Hollywood stop putting their pigeons on the pill and start teaching an abstinence-only curriculum.
08/01/2007
00:31

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Intro - 8/1/07

Stephen thinks an infestation of pigeons is Michael Bay's latest summer blockbuster.
08/01/2007
05:45

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Dr. Jerry Vizzone

The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.
08/01/2007
05:59

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Michael Beschloss

Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
08/01/2007
00:14

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30-Minute Anniversary

Stephen wishes the Nation a happy 30-minute anniversary, but wonders where his present is.
08/01/2007
05:18

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Michael Behe

The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
08/02/2007
01:19

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ThighMasters for the Troops

Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
08/02/2007
00:34

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Intro - 8/2/07

Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
08/02/2007
03:50

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Rick MacArthur

Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
08/02/2007
01:57

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Sport Report - Barry Smash

Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
08/02/2007
04:31

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Superhighway

Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
08/02/2007
06:34

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Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega

Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
08/07/2007
00:19

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Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals

Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
08/07/2007
02:44

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The Word - The Dark Side

In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
08/07/2007
05:56

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Ian Bogost

Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
08/07/2007
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