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Sport Report - Barry Smash
Season 3 • 08/02/2007
Alex Rodriguez is stuck at 499 home runs.
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03:09
The Colbert Report
S3
When Animals Attack Our Morals - Hollywood Pigeons
Stephen recommends that Hollywood stop putting their pigeons on the pill and start teaching an abstinence-only curriculum.
08/01/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/1/07
Stephen thinks an infestation of pigeons is Michael Bay's latest summer blockbuster.
08/01/2007
05:45
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Jerry Vizzone
The master of the metacarpals, Dr. Jerry Vizzone, joins Stephen to talk about wrist violence.
08/01/2007
05:59
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Beschloss
Michael Beschloss explains why historians don't immediately judge history as soon as it happens.
08/01/2007
00:14
The Colbert Report
S3
30-Minute Anniversary
Stephen wishes the Nation a happy 30-minute anniversary, but wonders where his present is.
08/01/2007
05:18
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Behe
The father of intelligent design, Michael Behe, joins Stephen to explain his role as the Albert Einstein of Charles Darwin.
08/02/2007
01:19
The Colbert Report
S3
ThighMasters for the Troops
Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
08/02/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/2/07
Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
08/02/2007
03:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Rick MacArthur
Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
08/02/2007
04:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Superhighway
Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
08/02/2007
01:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Sport Report - Barry Smash
Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
08/02/2007
06:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
08/07/2007
00:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals
Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
08/07/2007
02:44
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - The Dark Side
In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
08/07/2007
05:56
The Colbert Report
S3
Ian Bogost
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
08/07/2007
00:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
08/07/2007
02:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Yearly Kos Convention
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
04:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
03:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
05:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Jim Cramer
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
05:56
The Colbert Report
S3
Tina Brown
Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
08/08/2007
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