The Colbert Report
Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals
Season 3 • 08/07/2007
Stephen offers some shaving advice before signing off.
ThighMasters for the TroopsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
Intro - 8/2/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
Rick MacArthurThe Colbert ReportS3
Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
Sport Report - Barry SmashThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
SuperhighwayThe Colbert ReportS3
Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni FaleomavaegaThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
The Word - The Dark SideThe Colbert ReportS3
In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
Ian BogostThe Colbert ReportS3
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
Intro - 8/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
Yearly Kos ConventionThe Colbert ReportS3
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
Sign Off - Colbert CommonsensicalsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
Wrist Watch - Fighting BackThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
Bears & Balls - BootleggingThe Colbert ReportS3
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
Jim CramerThe Colbert ReportS3
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
Tina BrownThe Colbert ReportS3
Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
Intro - 8/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
Tip/Wag - BloombergThe Colbert ReportS3
If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
Intro - 8/9/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
Judd ApatowThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
The Word - ClarityThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
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