The Colbert Report

The Word - Clarity

Season 3 • 08/09/2007

We should let America's mayor pick America's language.

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02:57

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Yearly Kos Convention

Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
04:48

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Wrist Watch - Fighting Back

Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
03:35

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Bears & Balls - Bootlegging

The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
05:00

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Jim Cramer

Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
05:56

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Tina Brown

Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
08/08/2007
00:31

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Intro - 8/8/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
08/08/2007
05:40

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Tip/Wag - Bloomberg

If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
08/09/2007
00:32

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Intro - 8/9/07

Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
08/09/2007
05:19

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Judd Apatow

Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
08/09/2007
00:16

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Sign Off - Toenails

Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
04:15

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The Word - Clarity

Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
08/09/2007
03:00

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The Word - White Guy

With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
08/13/2007
02:38

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Rove Resigns

Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
07:04

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Michael Jacobson

Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
08/13/2007
00:19

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Sign Off - Americone Dream

Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
08/13/2007
05:49

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ThreatDown - Bats

Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
00:15

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Intro - 8/13/07

Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
08/13/2007
01:20

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DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination

Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22

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Jerry Miller

DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
05:27

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Dr. Spencer Wells

Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58

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DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife

When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
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