The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/9/07
Season 3 • 08/09/2007
Are the Democrats too soft on terror, or are the Republicans the only ones who can save us?
The Colbert ReportS3 Yearly Kos Convention
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
The Colbert ReportS3 Jim Cramer
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tina Brown
Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/8/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Bloomberg
If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
The Colbert ReportS3 Judd Apatow
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Clarity
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Toenails
Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/9/07
Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - White Guy
With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Rove Resigns
Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Jacobson
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Americone Dream
Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Bats
Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/13/07
Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
The Colbert ReportS3 DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jerry Miller
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
The Colbert ReportS3 Dr. Spencer Wells
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
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