The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 08/09/2007
Judd Apatow tells Stephen that he plans to show a penis in a future movie.
Yearly Kos ConventionThe Colbert ReportS3
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
Wrist Watch - Fighting BackThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
Bears & Balls - BootleggingThe Colbert ReportS3
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
Jim CramerThe Colbert ReportS3
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
Tina BrownThe Colbert ReportS3
Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
Intro - 8/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
Tip/Wag - BloombergThe Colbert ReportS3
If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
Intro - 8/9/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
The Word - ClarityThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
Sign Off - ToenailsThe Colbert ReportS3
Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
Judd ApatowThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
The Word - White GuyThe Colbert ReportS3
With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
Rove ResignsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
Michael JacobsonThe Colbert ReportS3
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
Sign Off - Americone DreamThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
ThreatDown - BatsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
Intro - 8/13/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - IncriminationThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
Jerry MillerThe Colbert ReportS3
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
Dr. Spencer WellsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
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