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Judd Apatow
Season 3 • 08/09/2007
Judd Apatow tells Stephen that he plans to show a penis in a future movie.
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02:57
The Colbert Report
S3
Yearly Kos Convention
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
04:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
03:35
The Colbert Report
S3
Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
05:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Jim Cramer
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
05:56
The Colbert Report
S3
Tina Brown
Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
08/08/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/8/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
08/08/2007
05:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - Bloomberg
If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
08/09/2007
00:32
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/9/07
Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
08/09/2007
04:15
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Clarity
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
08/09/2007
00:16
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Toenails
Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
05:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Judd Apatow
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
08/09/2007
03:00
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - White Guy
With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
08/13/2007
02:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Rove Resigns
Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
07:04
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Jacobson
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
08/13/2007
00:19
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Americone Dream
Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
08/13/2007
05:49
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Bats
Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
00:15
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 8/13/07
Stephen tries to introduce the show but freaks out. He can't find his camera and he can't find his pills.
08/13/2007
01:20
The Colbert Report
S3
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Incrimination
Stephen discovers he is the next in a long line of famous people who have DNA.
08/14/2007
06:22
The Colbert Report
S3
Jerry Miller
DNA freed Jerry Miller after 26 years in prison. Stephen presents him with a card.
08/14/2007
05:27
The Colbert Report
S3
Dr. Spencer Wells
Stephen's grandfather collected over 100,000 issues of National Geographic
08/14/2007
05:58
The Colbert Report
S3
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
08/14/2007
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