The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/7/07

Season 3 • 02/07/2007

Stephen's news Tek Jansen adventure is ready. Those who like Battlestar Galactica -- are nerds.

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Intro - 2/6/07

The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
02/06/2007
06:00

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Charles LeDuff

Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
02/06/2007
06:04

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Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack Space

Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
02/06/2007
03:30

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The Word - Making a Killing

Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
02/06/2007
03:52

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Pray for Stephen

Stephen received a form letter informing him that he is one of the most powerful personalities in media and for this reason he has earned himself a day of being prayed for.
02/06/2007
01:19

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The San Francisco Treat

After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed.
02/07/2007
05:11

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Tek Jansen - From the Future

Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
02/07/2007
06:37

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Steven Pinker

Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
02/07/2007
03:47

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California Values Watch

If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
02/07/2007
02:54

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The Word - Silence

America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
02/07/2007
00:36

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Intro - 2/7/07

Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
02/07/2007
01:50

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Stephen for President - A Sign

In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
02/08/2007
06:00

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Chris Hedges

Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
02/08/2007
02:48

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Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch Trials

Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
02/08/2007
02:36

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Space Madness

Stephen defends Lisa Nowak, not so much for confronting her romantic rival, but for wearing a diaper -- plenty of busy professionals, like Bill Gates, wear diapers.
02/08/2007
00:30

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Intro - 2/8/07

Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
02/08/2007
06:38

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Debra Dickerson

Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
02/08/2007
05:29

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Tip/Wag - John Howard

Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
02/12/2007
00:31

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Intro - 2/12/07

The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
02/12/2007
06:42

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Michael Oppenheimer

Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
02/12/2007
01:31

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh Bachchan

This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
02/12/2007
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