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Chris Hedges
Season 3 • 02/08/2007
Stephen wants his Jesus and Chris Hedges's Jesus to duke it out to decide who's right.
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05:11
The Colbert Report
S3
Tek Jansen - From the Future
Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
02/07/2007
06:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Steven Pinker
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
02/07/2007
00:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 2/7/07
Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
02/07/2007
03:47
The Colbert Report
S3
California Values Watch
If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
02/07/2007
02:54
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Silence
America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
02/07/2007
01:50
The Colbert Report
S3
Stephen for President - A Sign
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
02/08/2007
02:48
The Colbert Report
S3
Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch Trials
Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
02/08/2007
02:36
The Colbert Report
S3
Space Madness
Stephen defends Lisa Nowak, not so much for confronting her romantic rival, but for wearing a diaper -- plenty of busy professionals, like Bill Gates, wear diapers.
02/08/2007
00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 2/8/07
Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
02/08/2007
06:38
The Colbert Report
S3
Debra Dickerson
Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
02/08/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
Chris Hedges
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
02/08/2007
05:29
The Colbert Report
S3
Tip/Wag - John Howard
Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
02/12/2007
00:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 2/12/07
The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
02/12/2007
06:42
The Colbert Report
S3
Michael Oppenheimer
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
02/12/2007
01:31
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Amitabh Bachchan
This week's Alpha Dog is Bollywood film star Amitabh Bachchan, who survived a camel kick to the head due to an indestructible turban.
02/12/2007
03:17
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Inappropriate
An investigator called Douglas Feith's manipulation of intelligence "inappropriate." Stephen thinks that's a compliment.
02/12/2007
00:59
The Colbert Report
S3
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Eight-Child Policy
China is on the rise, and to maintain supremacy, America's going to have to breed like Mormon squirrels.
02/13/2007
03:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Take the Pulse
Stephen takes ordinary Americans' questions about Chinese outsourcing, aphrodisiacs, games, families and bootleg DVDs.
02/13/2007
06:40
The Colbert Report
S3
Sheryl WuDunn
Stephen asks journalist Sheryl WuDunn whether China is a friend, a foe, or a frenemy.
02/13/2007
04:44
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Apocalypse Mao: Murdered by the Orient's Success - Frenemy
China is surpassing us everywhere, including in coal consumption, military personnel and executions -- because Texas can't do it alone.
02/13/2007
06:18
The Colbert Report
S3
Lance Armstrong
Stephen asks Lance Armstrong if "Livestrong" isn't a little weak compared to "Livestronger" or "Livestrongest."
02/14/2007
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