The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 02/07/2007
Stephen asks Steven Pinker about the brain and his hair.
Intro - 2/6/07The Colbert ReportS3
The Pentagon may be doing business with Iran, and Congressman Zack Space can be heard screaming. Plus, Stephen finds out why Charles LeDuff doesn't do Internet dating.
Charles LeDuffThe Colbert ReportS3
Journalist Charlie LeDuff talks about "US Guys" and tells Stephen that the manliest men in America are in Oklahoma's gay rodeo.
Better Know a District - Ohio's 18th - Zack SpaceThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen takes a look at Ohio's 18th and speaks with Congressman Zack Space, who has some pretty radical views -- for a Democrat.
The Word - Making a KillingThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen feels that it's not wrong for the U.S. to sell F-14 fighter jet parts to Iran. They're the only country that uses the jet, so we could make a killing.
Pray for StephenThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen received a form letter informing him that he is one of the most powerful personalities in media and for this reason he has earned himself a day of being prayed for.
The San Francisco TreatThe Colbert ReportS3
After performing same-sex civil ceremonies in San Francisco, Gavin Newsom had an affair, which basically means that the American family is destroyed.
Tek Jansen - From the FutureThe Colbert ReportS3
Teks from further and further in the future keep showing up to save kids from each other, deliver messages, and have sex (by accident).
Intro - 2/7/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen asks if the Democrats should respond to the Republicans' nonbinding resolution with a nonbinding resolution, and expects to have his mind read by guest Steven Pinker.
California Values WatchThe Colbert ReportS3
If Loretta Sanchez's sister Linda is Nicky Hilton, Loretta is Paris.
The Word - SilenceThe Colbert ReportS3
America's enemies hang on every word that passes through the Senate. That's why it's important for senators to say nothing.
Steven PinkerThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tells Steven Pinker that he doesn't fear evolution because he doesn't believe in it.
Stephen for President - A SignThe Colbert ReportS3
In response to the overwhelming Colbert-for-president forces, Stephen assembles an exploratory committee to determine if he's going to assemble an exploratory committee.
Chris HedgesThe Colbert ReportS3
Chris Hedges tells Stephen why the Christian right are America fascists and why his views of Christianity proves that he was home schooled.
Was It Really That Bad? - Salem Witch TrialsThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen compares the trial of Lewis "Scooter" Libby to the Salem witch trials and shows why it really wasn't that bad.
Space MadnessThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen defends Lisa Nowak, not so much for confronting her romantic rival, but for wearing a diaper -- plenty of busy professionals, like Bill Gates, wear diapers.
Intro - 2/8/07The Colbert ReportS3
Stephen finds out if America is ready for a black president and if the Scooter Libby trial is actually a witch hunt. Then, Chris Hedges talks about the bad kind of fascism.
Debra DickersonThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen examines whether or not Barack Obama is black with the help of Debra Dickerson.
Tip/Wag - John HowardThe Colbert ReportS3
Stephen tips the hat from the gays to eleven feet of snow and to John Howard, then wags his finger at a talking urinal cake and John Howard.
Intro - 2/12/07The Colbert ReportS3
The pentagon may get a second chance to manipulate intelligence, identical snowflakes fall in upstate New York, and the forecast is sunny with a chance of nailing.
Michael OppenheimerThe Colbert ReportS3
Dr. Michael Oppenheimer says Stephen can help address the climate crisis with only minor sacrifices. Stephen says he's got the wrong guy.
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