The Colbert Report
On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
Season 5 • 01/13/2009
America must eat the animals England holds dear.
The Colbert ReportS5 Anthony Romero
Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
The Colbert ReportS5 A Lot More to Say
Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Sweet Smell of Success
Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush's Last Press Conference
When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
The Colbert ReportS5 Niall Ferguson
Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush Presidency Aged Us
The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cold War Update - Cuba
If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
The Colbert ReportS5 That's All the Time We Have
That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/13/09
Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
The Colbert ReportS5 On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters
Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
The Colbert ReportS5 P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
The Colbert ReportS5 Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big
Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 1/14/09
Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
The Colbert ReportS5 Alan Khazei
Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Commemorative Plates
If you order in the next 30 minutes you can get two sets of commemorative plates billed to your credit card.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Last Bush Effigy
Stephen expects Iran to send George W. Bush's effigy off in style.
The Colbert ReportS5 Spay and Neuter Your Pets
Spay or neuter your pets because Stephen's are out there humping their brains out.
The Colbert ReportS5 Shepard Fairey
Shepard Fairey's "Hope" poster belongs to everyone.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bush's Romance With the Media - David Gregory
David Gregory believes the press will hold Obama's feet to the fire in the same way all presidents ought to be challenged.
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