The Colbert Report
Season 3 • 05/15/2007
Walter Isaacson, author of "Einstein," finds Stephen to be very similar to Einstein.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Mitt Romney
Mitt Romney gets a wag of the finger for speaking out against polygamy while the Boston Pops get a tip of the hat for having audience members who rumble.
The Colbert ReportS3 William Langewiesche
William Langewiesche explains to Stephen why America shouldn't spend too much time worrying about other nations getting the nuclear bomb.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ferrari List
As Stephen was getting ready to buy a new Ferrari, he learned that there's a shortage and a waiting list. Luckily, he's next in line on a kidney list and willing to trade.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Michael Wiley
Triple amputee Michael Wiley tore down the wall of stereotype, showing that disabled people are not always nice, sweet and innocent, but mean and great at driving.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Heated Debate
Barry Lucier shouldn't be forced to watch movies he doesn't agree with -- college is not a place to learn new ideas.
The Colbert ReportS3 Pasadena, India
Stephen reports on the demise of the mainstream media with a story about two reporters in India who are covering local Pasadena news.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bonus Wag - Bush Graphic
Stephen gives a bonus wag to CNN International for airing a "Bush Resigns" graphic when they meant Tony Blair. He then shows us exactly how much time Bush has left in office.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/15/07
A college student objects to watching "An Inconvenient Truth," Stephen sees things in Wolf Blitzer's beard and Walter Isaacson joins Stephen to talk Einstein.
The Colbert ReportS3 R.I.P. Ted Maiman
Stephen pays tribute to Dr. Ted Maiman, the inventor of the first working laser. He honors him by letting him know that his ray of light was a true ray of light.
The Colbert ReportS3 McNulty Guilty
Stephen is so excited to announce that Deputy Attorney General Paul J. McNulty has resigned, he draws a Fu Manchu on his face.
The Colbert ReportS3 Walter Isaacson
Walter Isaacson speaks to Stephen about Albert Einstein's rebellious childhood and how he used the Nobel Prize to get his wife to divorce him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Name of City Here
Stephen says goodnight to name of city here.
The Colbert ReportS3 Howard Dean
Stephen asks Howard Dean, hypothetically, which candidate would he support: Arack Bobama or Mallory Vinton?
The Colbert ReportS3 Formidable Opponent - Peanuts
President Bush is the Lucy in Chief and we have to trust his handling of the Iraq ball. Don't do it, Charlie Brown!
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Level Playing Field
Like Rudy Giuliani, Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorius is simply turning a misfortune into an advantage.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 5/16/07
Stephen asks if athletes with prosthetics should compete in the Olympics, how much time we should give the surge in Iraq, and how Howard Dean rigged the midterm elections.
The Colbert ReportS3 Second Republican Debate
Republican presidential candidates --you can say you're pro-torture all you want, but actions scream louder than words.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Hammer Is Here!
Stephen gets fired up for his interview with Tom DeLay, and Greenpeace rebuilds Noah's ark.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tom DeLay
Stephen asks Tom DeLay, author of "No Retreat, No Surrender," how to get rid of this country's Democrat infestation.
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