The Colbert Report
Tip/Wag - Coal Lobbyists, George Takei & Crispycones
Season 5 • 10/15/2009
A coal lobby forges letters, and George Takei threatens the sanctity of game shows.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Should Have Put a Ring On It
If you liked tonight's show, then you should have put a ring on it.
The Colbert ReportS5 Yahweh or No Way - Legislation Prayers & Fake Shroud of Turin
Special interest groups pray on issues like health care, and an Italian scientist makes a fake Shroud of Turin look like Cher with a mustache.
The Colbert ReportS5 The RZA
The RZA wants everyone to know that the truth shall set you free from all things.
The Colbert ReportS5 Pat Roberts Warns Against Health Care Box Canyon
Pat Roberts is concerned that health care reform is full of spending quicksand, cactus tax hikes and policy briar patches.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Obesity Epidemic - Amy Farrell
Amy Farrell believes the American government is misguided when it focuses on the obesity epidemic.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Stephen Unveils a New Portrait
Stephen unveils his brand new portrait on the four-year anniversary of The Colbert Report's first episode.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Mayo-lution Will Not Be Televised
Stephen responds to Miracle Whip's advertising campaign with his own extreme ad for mayo.
The Colbert ReportS5 Jerry Mitchell
Thanks to Jerry Mitchell's investigations, four people have gone to jail for crimes they committed in the civil rights era.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 10/15/09
The Dow hits 10,000, Stephen taps into the youth culture, and Jerry Mitchell investigates unsolved crimes from the civil rights era.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Money Shot
Just in case you didn't get enough of that hot stock exchange session, Stephen has the uncut version on DVD.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Coal Lobbyists, George Takei & Crispycones
A coal lobby represents non-existent Americans, George Takei threatens the sanctity of game shows, and Crispycones are too easy to eat.
The Colbert ReportS5 Cornel West
Cornel West criticizes Barack Obama out of concern for the poor and working class people.
The Colbert ReportS5 Job Recommendation From Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert has a message about your latest job candidate.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Don't Ask Don't Tell
The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned.
The Colbert ReportS5 Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job
Once you get a job interview with Stephen's celebrity endorsement, you'll want to grow a mustache.
The Colbert ReportS5 George Will's Long Tie
Stephen has to restore balance to the universe after George Will starts wearing long ties.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Don't Move
Don't move so Stephen can always remember you staring at him.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert Platinum - Harvard Billionaires & Red Diamond SUV
Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sign Off - Goodnight?
Brian Cox will be on tomorrow, unless this is a rerun.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 10/27/09
The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
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