The Colbert Report

Gail Collins

Season 5 • 10/27/2009

Gail Collins discusses the progress of American women and the complicated issues they face today.

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Cornel West
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Cornel West criticizes Barack Obama out of concern for the poor and working class people.
10/26/2009
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The Word - Don't Ask Don't Tell
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The petition signers who want to overturn the "everything but marriage" bill should be able to stay in the closet that the gay people have abandoned.
10/26/2009
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Stephen's Sound Advice - How to Get a Job
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Once you get a job interview with Stephen's celebrity endorsement, you'll want to grow a mustache.
10/26/2009
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George Will's Long Tie
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Stephen has to restore balance to the universe after George Will starts wearing long ties.
10/26/2009
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Sign Off - Don't Move
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Don't move so Stephen can always remember you staring at him.
10/26/2009
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Colbert Platinum - Harvard Billionaires & Red Diamond SUV
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Harvard produces the most billionaires, and a Russian car company releases a diamond-encrusted SUV with whale penis leather interior.
10/27/2009
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Sign Off - Goodnight?
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Brian Cox will be on tomorrow, unless this is a rerun.
10/27/2009
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Intro - 10/27/09
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The Catholic Church reaches out to former members, and Gail Collins talks about the modern American woman.
10/27/2009
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01:44

George W. Bush's Motivational Speech
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Stephen would have loved to attend George W. Bush's "Get Motivated" seminar, but he couldn't afford the $4.95 admission fee.
10/27/2009
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07:28

Holy Water Under the Bridge - Randall Balmer
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Randall Balmer refuses to join the Catholic Church because he's suspicious of any religious group that defines itself in negative terms.
10/27/2009
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04:57

Gail Collins
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Gail Collins describes the last 50 years of progress made by American women and the new issues they face today.
10/27/2009
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Intro - 10/28/09
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Stephen finds out what broke the largest particle accelerator and preps for his interview with Brian Cox by watching "Baby Einstein" tapes.
10/28/2009
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05:48

The Word - You-Genics
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Your baby will never be denied health coverage for being too fat or too skinny if you mate with an insurance company CEO.
10/28/2009
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01:31

Joe Lieberman Is a True Independent
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Joe Lieberman proves he's independent of his Connecticut constituents by opposing a public option in health care reform.
10/28/2009
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01:44

Sign Off - Future Stephen
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Stephen will stick a fork into a toaster unless his future self comes back to stop him.
10/28/2009
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06:05

Brian Cox
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Physicist Brian Cox, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive, discusses relativity and scientific bollocks.
10/28/2009
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04:12

Big Bang Theory
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Physicists theorize that the Large Hadron Collider is being sabotaged from the future.
10/28/2009
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01:52

USA Today Slams Dirigibles
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The USA Today smears the dirigible industry based on the technicality that the ships explode.
10/29/2009
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00:14

Sign Off - Thanks to Bill Simmons & Rosanne Cash
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Put Rosanne Cash's new album on your list and drop some cash on it.
10/29/2009
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05:13

Bill Simmons
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Bill Simmons believes Wilt Chamberlain was gay and compares Kobe Bryant to Teen Wolf.
10/29/2009
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Intro - 10/29/09
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Gitmo prisoners may have been tortured with rock music, and Bill Simmons talks about his 700-page book on basketball.
10/29/2009
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