The Colbert Report

Snow in the Studio

Season 5 • 03/02/2009

Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome.

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Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response

If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
02/25/2009
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Intro - 2/25/09

Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
02/25/2009
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Intro - 2/26/09

How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
02/26/2009
Interview
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Kris Kristofferson

Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
02/26/2009
03:05

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Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele

Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
02/26/2009
04:29

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The Word - The Swede Hereafter

Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
02/26/2009
02:50

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Claire McCaskill's Twittering

Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
02/26/2009
04:27

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Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served

Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
04:55

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David Byrne

Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
05:37

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P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles

P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
01:01

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Snow in the Studio

Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
04:18

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Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak

Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
06:00

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Mark Bittman

Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
03/03/2009
00:14

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The Murderer Was Derek

For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
02:27

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Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen

Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
00:34

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Intro - 3/3/09

President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
01:48

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Guns for Roses

Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
04:20

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The Word - Share the Wealth

If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
03/03/2009
04:28

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Carl Wilson

Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
03/04/2009
00:31

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Intro - 3/4/09

Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
03:53

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Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord

Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
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