The Colbert Report

Snow in the Studio

Season 5 • 03/02/2009

Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome.

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Obama's Congressional Address & Jindal's Response
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If you need more proof that Barack Obama's speech was a stinker, even Congress wasn't paying attention.
02/25/2009
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Intro - 2/25/09
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Mayor John Fetterman offers up his bankrupt town for experimentation -- sounds like a good place to move Gitmo.
02/25/2009
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Intro - 2/26/09
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How do we save our struggling banks? Video poker ATMs.
02/26/2009
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04:51

Kris Kristofferson
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Stephen wants to know how Kris Kristofferson can be a country musician and a liberal at the same time.
02/26/2009
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Conservative Rap Battle - Stephen Challenges Michael Steele
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Stephen wants to lay down some dope, yet fiscally responsible rhymes with Michael Steele.
02/26/2009
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The Word - The Swede Hereafter
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Stephen wants to copy the Swedish economic model of the Vikings.
02/26/2009
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02:50

Claire McCaskill's Twittering
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Claire McCaskill lies about Twittering during Barack Obama's congressional speech.
02/26/2009
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04:27

Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
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Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
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04:55

David Byrne
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Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
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05:37

P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
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P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
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01:01

Snow in the Studio
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Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
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04:18

Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
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Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
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06:00

Mark Bittman
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Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
03/03/2009
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00:14

The Murderer Was Derek
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For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
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02:27

Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
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Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
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00:34

Intro - 3/3/09
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President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
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01:48

Guns for Roses
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Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
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04:20

The Word - Share the Wealth
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If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
03/03/2009
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04:28

Carl Wilson
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Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
03/04/2009
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00:31

Intro - 3/4/09
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Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
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03:53

Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
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Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
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