The Colbert Report

Intro - 3/3/09

Season 5 • 03/03/2009

President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care.

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01:01

Snow in the Studio
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Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
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04:27

Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
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Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
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David Byrne
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Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
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05:37

P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
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P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
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04:18

Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
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Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
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Mark Bittman
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Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
03/03/2009
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The Murderer Was Derek
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For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
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02:27

Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
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Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
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Guns for Roses
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Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
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04:20

The Word - Share the Wealth
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If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
03/03/2009
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Intro - 3/3/09
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President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
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04:28

Carl Wilson
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Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
03/04/2009
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Intro - 3/4/09
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Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
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03:53

Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
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Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
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07:12

Doom Bunker - Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore
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Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss.
03/04/2009
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00:03

Goodnight
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That's it for the show, everybody.
03/04/2009
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04:07

Doom Bunker - Glenn Beck's "War Room"
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Stephen encourages Glenn Beck to crank up the crazy and rip off the knob.
03/04/2009
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01:24

Obama's Swing Set
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Stephen has to respect Barack Obama for putting together a swing set on the South Lawn.
03/05/2009
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00:10

Leave You Wanting More
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Stephen likes to leave you wanting more.
03/05/2009
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05:28

Steven Johnson
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Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
03/05/2009
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00:26

Intro - 3/5/09
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The Obama administration goes after pundits. John King, set your magic screen to stun.
03/05/2009
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