The Colbert Report
Mark Bittman
Season 5 E 30 • 03/03/2009
Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.

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01:01
The Colbert ReportS5 E29
Snow in the Studio
Stephen questions the wisdom of his retractable dome after a Nor'easter dumps snow in the studio.
03/02/2009
04:27
The Colbert ReportS5 E29
Conservative Rap Battle - Michael Steele Gets Served
Maybe Michael Steele doesn't understand the rules of a rap battle.
03/02/2009
04:55
The Colbert ReportS5 E29
David Byrne
Late at night, who does David Byrne fear David Byrne is?
03/02/2009
05:37
The Colbert ReportS5 E29
P.K. Winsome - Defective Obama Collectibles
P.K. Winsome refuses to apologize for his faulty Obama collectibles from an undisclosed location.
03/02/2009
04:18
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak
Stephen knew there was a correlation between beer pong and herpes, he just didn't know it could happen during the game.
03/03/2009
00:14
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
The Murderer Was Derek
For those of you just tuning in, the murderer was Derek.
03/03/2009
02:27
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
Space Module: Colbert - Name NASA's Node 3 After Stephen
Colbert Nation is officially mobilized to get NASA's new space station node named "Colbert."
03/03/2009
00:34
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
Intro - 3/3/09
President Obama taxes the rich to pay for universal health care, and South Carolina may finally end gun prostitution.
03/03/2009
01:48
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
Guns for Roses
Stephen doesn't like the idea of putting all these roses out on the streets with their pointy thorns.
03/03/2009
04:20
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
The Word - Share the Wealth
If we're paying for the poor's health care, we need to make sure they stay healthy.
03/03/2009
06:00
The Colbert ReportS5 E30
Mark Bittman
Mark Bittman says we eat without thinking about what is good for us, and what's good for the planet.
03/03/2009
04:28
The Colbert ReportS5 E31
Carl Wilson
Carl Wilson tries to understand the popularity of Celine Dion in "Let's Talk About Love."
03/04/2009
00:31
The Colbert ReportS5 E31
Intro - 3/4/09
Will NASA name part of the space station after Stephen if he changes his name to Stephen Urine Filtration System?
03/04/2009
03:53
The Colbert ReportS5 E31
Space Module: Colbert - Scientology's New Galactic Overlord
Stephen is ahead of Xenu in NASA's space station module votes, making him Scientology's new galactic overlord.
03/04/2009
07:12
The Colbert ReportS5 E31
Doom Bunker - Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore
Stephen makes up horrific doomsday scenarios for Jack Jacobs and Stephen Moore to discuss.
03/04/2009
00:03
The Colbert ReportS5 E31
Goodnight
That's it for the show, everybody.
03/04/2009
04:07
The Colbert ReportS5 E31
Doom Bunker - Glenn Beck's "War Room"
Stephen encourages Glenn Beck to crank up the crazy and rip off the knob.
03/04/2009
01:24
The Colbert ReportS5 E32
Obama's Swing Set
Stephen has to respect Barack Obama for putting together a swing set on the South Lawn.
03/05/2009
00:10
The Colbert ReportS5 E32
Leave You Wanting More
Stephen likes to leave you wanting more.
03/05/2009
05:28
The Colbert ReportS5 E32
Steven Johnson
Steven Johnson talks about Joseph Priestley, the man who first realized that plants actually create the oxygen we breathe.
03/05/2009
00:26
The Colbert ReportS5 E32
Intro - 3/5/09
The Obama administration goes after pundits. John King, set your magic screen to stun.
03/05/2009
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