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Wrist Watch - Fighting Back

Season 3 • 08/08/2007

Stephen breaks his one-arm push-up wrist.

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06:34

Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
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Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
08/07/2007
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Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals
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Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
08/07/2007
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The Word - The Dark Side
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In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
08/07/2007
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Ian Bogost
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Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
08/07/2007
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Intro - 8/7/07
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In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
08/07/2007
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Yearly Kos Convention
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Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
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Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
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The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
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Jim Cramer
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Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
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Tina Brown
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Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
08/08/2007
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Intro - 8/8/07
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In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
08/08/2007
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04:48

Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
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Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
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Tip/Wag - Bloomberg
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If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
08/09/2007
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Intro - 8/9/07
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Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
08/09/2007
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Judd Apatow
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Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
08/09/2007
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The Word - Clarity
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Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
08/09/2007
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Sign Off - Toenails
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Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
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The Word - White Guy
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With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
08/13/2007
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02:38

Rove Resigns
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Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
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Michael Jacobson
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Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
08/13/2007
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Sign Off - Americone Dream
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Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
08/13/2007
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ThreatDown - Bats
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Stephen warns us about loose monkeys, bats that set off fire alarms, an androgynous panda bear and Karl Rove.
08/13/2007
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