The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/8/07
Season 3 • 08/08/2007
You must be this tall to panic about Wall Street's downturn.
The Colbert ReportS3 Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega
Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals
Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - The Dark Side
In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
The Colbert ReportS3 Ian Bogost
Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/7/07
In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
The Colbert ReportS3 Yearly Kos Convention
Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
The Colbert ReportS3 Wrist Watch - Fighting Back
Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
The Colbert ReportS3 Bears & Balls - Bootlegging
The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
The Colbert ReportS3 Jim Cramer
Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tina Brown
Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/8/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
The Colbert ReportS3 Tip/Wag - Bloomberg
If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 8/9/07
Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
The Colbert ReportS3 Judd Apatow
Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Clarity
Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Toenails
Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - White Guy
With Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton presenting some serious competition, Stephen suggests that John Edwards declare himself a black woman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Rove Resigns
Stephen is having a few problems with prescription painkillers. He's hearing voices and having hallucinations like bats and the resignation of Karl Rove.
The Colbert ReportS3 Michael Jacobson
Michael Jacobson stops by to seriously bum out Stephen about pepperoni pizza, Cheddar Combos and pretty much everything else that he loves to eat.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Americone Dream
Stephen gives a quick plug for Americone Dream and says it's delicious with salt.
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