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The New Deal - Jonathan Chait
Season 5 • 03/16/2009
Jonathan Chait names a few things the New Deal gave us.
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04:01
The Colbert Report
S5
Mahmoud's Non-Consensual Endorsement Deal
If Iran is going to use Stephen to sell products he hasn't endorsed over there, he'll use Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to sell products over here.
03/12/2009
02:06
The Colbert Report
S5
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Barreleye Fish
National Geographic releases footage of a fish that has a see-through head and twitching green sacks of goo for eyes.
03/12/2009
07:51
The Colbert Report
S5
It Could Be Worse - Simon Johnson
Simon Johnson explains why America's economy resembles an unstable, emerging market.
03/12/2009
00:05
The Colbert Report
S5
Goodnight
That's it for the Report tonight.
03/12/2009
05:15
The Colbert Report
S5
Peter Singer
Peter Singer urges Stephen to give money to poor people rather than enjoying it himself.
03/12/2009
02:26
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen's Angry Mob Will Crush AIG
The government can't stop AIG, but Stephen's angry mob can.
03/16/2009
00:19
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen Wants to Hug You
Stephen wants to hug every one of you.
03/16/2009
05:00
The Colbert Report
S5
Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford Update
Stephen asks South Carolina's Mark Sanford what barbeque sauce he wants for his last meal.
03/16/2009
05:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
03/16/2009
00:33
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/16/09
Your tax money is being spent on executive bonuses. At least it's not going to welfare.
03/16/2009
05:21
The Colbert Report
S5
The New Deal - Jonathan Chait
Jonathan Chait believes the New Deal was successful because it eased people's misery.
03/16/2009
00:23
The Colbert Report
S5
Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
Stephen is one day closer, or further away, to going to the Persian Gulf.
03/17/2009
03:34
The Colbert Report
S5
Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas
The Colbert Report is definitely going to visit our troops sometime in the near or distant future -- or past.
03/17/2009
00:32
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/17/09
How will the wealthy weather the economic crisis? Easy, they have weather-control machines.
03/17/2009
05:04
The Colbert Report
S5
World of Nahlej - Shmeat
PETA funds a scientist developing meat from tissue culture.
03/17/2009
05:51
The Colbert Report
S5
David Grann
David Grann follows the footsteps of an explorer searching for a lost civilization.
03/17/2009
04:20
The Colbert Report
S5
Colbert Aluminum - Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth
Cigars get shorter, the British elite act poor, and Tim Blixseth sells his private island.
03/17/2009
07:10
The Colbert Report
S5
The Word - Keeping Our Heads
Stephen propses that CEOs be stripped naked and locked together in a Thunderdome scenario with screaming taxpayer spectators.
03/18/2009
00:31
The Colbert Report
S5
Intro - 3/18/09
Scientists dig up something unexpected, and no, it's not a social life.
03/18/2009
03:36
The Colbert Report
S5
Tip/Wag - Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy
Mississippi ends child selling, talk shows move to Connecticut, and the SciFi Channel changes its name.
03/18/2009
00:11
The Colbert Report
S5
Sam's Club Time
That's it for time until Stephen runs to Sam's Club and picks up some more.
03/18/2009
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