The Colbert Report
Colbert Aluminum - Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth
Season 5 • 03/17/2009
The British elite act poor, and Tim Blixseth sells his private island.
The Colbert ReportS5 Better Know a Governor - Mark Sanford Update
Stephen asks South Carolina's Mark Sanford what barbeque sauce he wants for his last meal.
The Colbert ReportS5 Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman replaces being scared of dead people with being afraid of living people in his new book "The Graveyard Book."
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/16/09
Your tax money is being spent on executive bonuses. At least it's not going to welfare.
The Colbert ReportS5 The New Deal - Jonathan Chait
Jonathan Chait believes the New Deal was successful because it eased people's misery.
The Colbert ReportS5 Persian Gulf Countdown Clock
Stephen is one day closer, or further away, to going to the Persian Gulf.
The Colbert ReportS5 Shout Out - The Colbert Report Overseas
The Colbert Report is definitely going to visit our troops sometime in the near or distant future -- or past.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/17/09
How will the wealthy weather the economic crisis? Easy, they have weather-control machines.
The Colbert ReportS5 World of Nahlej - Shmeat
PETA funds a scientist developing meat from tissue culture.
The Colbert ReportS5 David Grann
David Grann follows the footsteps of an explorer searching for a lost civilization.
The Colbert ReportS5 Colbert Aluminum - Cigar Nubs, Faux Poor & Blixseth
Cigars get shorter, the British elite act poor, and Tim Blixseth sells his private island.
The Colbert ReportS5 The Word - Keeping Our Heads
Stephen propses that CEOs be stripped naked and locked together in a Thunderdome scenario with screaming taxpayer spectators.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/18/09
Scientists dig up something unexpected, and no, it's not a social life.
The Colbert ReportS5 Tip/Wag - Mississippi, Talk Shows & SyFy
Mississippi ends child selling, talk shows move to Connecticut, and the SciFi Channel changes its name.
The Colbert ReportS5 Sam's Club Time
That's it for time until Stephen runs to Sam's Club and picks up some more.
The Colbert ReportS5 Predator X Discovery
Jesus buried the bones of Predator X under the ocean 6,000 years ago to test our faith.
The Colbert ReportS5 Juan Cole
Juan Cole doesn't advocate a soft approach, but he wants to take the Muslim world's views into account.
The Colbert ReportS5 Bill Posey Alligator Rumors
Stephen demands a DNA test to determine whether Congressman Bill Posey is part alligator.
The Colbert ReportS5 When Animals Attack Our Morals - Chimps, Lizards & Spiders
A chimp throws rocks at Swedes, male lizards imitate females, and spiders perform miracles.
The Colbert ReportS5 Intro - 3/19/09
A new bill would require presidential candidates to produce birth records. Mitt Romney, you can just show your serial number.
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